Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Explain The Alleged 'Break Up" Rumors

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 12 May 2013

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Nina and Ian on their way down to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. (Photo taken by Paco Peso).

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder, stars of The Vampire Diaries, flew into Cabo's General Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana Airport and were immediately besieged by the paparazzi.

Polo Del Matador, a reporter with The Cabo San Lucas Morning Olé News asked about the rumor that the happy couple had broken up while having dinner at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner in Venice Beach.

Dobrev scoffed at the rumor and said that it had been at least two months since her and Ian had been at the Dragon in Venice Beach.

Somerhalder shook his head and remarked that he had actually read the story in the supermarket tabloid Just Saying.

The two said that they have never been happier and did say tongue-in-cheek that they have been thinking about splitting up but only to get some of the tons of free publicity like Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have done on many, many occasions.

Nina said that she talked to Selena who confessed that their break ups were merely well-designed ploys that her and Justy had cooked up in order to keep their names on the front pages of the entertainment publications and celebrity news programs.

SIDENOTE: After the happy Vampire Diaries couple left Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, they flew directly out to St. Barts in the West Indies for an extended vacation of F and F (fun and friskiness).

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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