Massive hashish asteroid on Earth collision course around May 31st

Funny story: Massive hashish asteroid on Earth collision course around May 31st

Space - "We think it's part of the same ancient comet that first brought cannabis to Planet Earth," a NASA sky watch source said today, "wiping out the dinosaurs in one massive bong hit." At 1.7 miles long the asteroid is apparently covered in a...

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Mr Blobby arrested on suspicion of offenses carried out in 1990s

Star of Noel Edmonds' Saturday night show "Noel's house party", Mr Blobby, has been arrested by detectives from Operation Yewtree on suspicion of a string of offenses carried out during the 1990s. Several allegations against the bulbous pink star...

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Cleaver craze gives under-pressure Obama the perfect distraction

A dangerous new cleaver-juggling craze in America threatens to cut a deep gash in the population as President Obama, clearly bedraggled from recent Congress pressure, declared his support for the extreme sport. The craze was started by Lincoln Abr...

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Gronk's Backside is Against the Wall

How long has Gronk had a weak back? Oh, about a week back. After a career going arm-in-arm with fellow tight end Aaron Hernandez, Gronk appears to be going back-to-back with doctors. Now we have heard the rumor that the ill-fated superstar of t...

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Star Trek Into Darkness: The Bloopers, Trivia, and Quotes

Funny story: Star Trek Into Darkness: The Bloopers, Trivia, and Quotes

HOLLYWOOD - Chris Pine, who portrays Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek Into Darkness, said that he had so much fun making the motion picture that he almost felt guilty taking the fantastic amount of money he was paid. Speaking with Pomona Vox of...

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American Idol's Mariah Carey Blames Nicki Minaj For The Lip Syncing Rumor

Funny story: American Idol's Mariah Carey Blames Nicki Minaj For The Lip Syncing Rumor

HOLLYWOOD - It is no secret that there is no love lost between American Idol female judges Mariah "The Diva" Carey and Nicki "The Circus Clown" Minaj. But Carey is fuming at the charges by some American Idol viewers who have tweeted that she was l...

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Entire Minor League Baseball Team Suspended!

Funny story: Entire Minor League Baseball Team Suspended!

DULUTH, Minnesota - The commissioner of Minor League Baseball, Montague Bottlebiffer has just issued a three-game suspension for the entire Duluth Doodlebugs baseball team. Commissioner Bottlebiffer stated that it was brought to his attention that...

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Kanye West Tells Kim Kardashian To Stop Gaining Weight, Already!

Funny story: Kanye West Tells Kim Kardashian To Stop Gaining Weight, Already!

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kanye West and his baby mama Kim Kardashian recently had a nice dinner at The Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant in West Hollywood. As the two feasted on a broccoli and duck gizzard croissant appetizer Kanye was overheard...

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Tim Tebow To Appear On Next Season's Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Tim Tebow To Appear On Next Season's Dancing With The Stars

NEW YORK CITY - Tim Tebow traveled back to New York City to appear on Larry King and Regis Philbin's The Viagra View. The football quarterback was asked by Philbin how it felt being out on the job market. Tim smiled and said that he is not qui...

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Miley Cyrus Buys The Biggest Bong In Existence

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Buys The Biggest Bong In Existence

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - According to iRumors, Miley Cyrus is one of the biggest drug memorabilia collectors on the entire Left Coast. A close friend of Miley's said that she has a roach clip collection that rivals even the extensive collection of 80-yea...

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LeBron James of The Miami Heat Responds To The Gay Rumors

Funny story: LeBron James of The Miami Heat Responds To The Gay Rumors

MIAMI - LeBron James was asked about the recent gay rumors that have just surfaced regarding him. He explained to Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine that he and his fiancée were both shocked beyond belief when the rumor first surfaced...

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Cheryl Cole Admits She Has A New Intimate Tattoo

Funny story: Cheryl Cole Admits She Has A New Intimate Tattoo

VENICE BEACH - Cheryl Cole plans to meet with Simon Cowell about possibly filling Britney Spears judges seat on X-Factor. The British singer had lunch with lookalike friend Selena Gomez at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner in Venice Beach.

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