Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 30 March 2013

HOLLYWOOD - The former Dancing With The Stars dancer, Julianne Hough is still extremely upset at the breakup of her two year relationship with American Idol host Ryan Seacrest.

Julianne, who is the younger sister of DWTS dancer Derek Hough told Glamboyant Magazine's Savannah Kettle that she heard from a very reliable unnamed source that her relationship with Ryan ended due to Randy "The Dawg" Jackson of American Idol.

Hough said that she was told via a text message that Louisiana native Jackson had traveled down to the Bayou State and paid a visit to the nation's foremost voodoo woman Madam Lottie Jo Lafayette.

Madam Lafayette is regarded by magic spell experts as the greatest voodoo woman in the history of organized voodoo spell casting.

Julianne believes that Jackson paid the infamous voodoo woman a lot of money to cast a voodoo hex on her and Ryan's relationship.

Hough was asked by Miss Kettle why she feels Ryan wanted to end their two year relationship.

She shook her head and said that "Peaches" (Ryan's nickname) had told her that he wanted for her to cut back on her drinking, cussing, late night carousing, and finger pointing.

Julianne feels that Ryan made his voodoo woman move after she told him that she would cut down on her finger pointing but not the other three things.

SIDENOTE: Julianne told Glamboyant Magazine that since Ryan dumped her she has already been asked to go out by Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Russell Brand, Johnny Depp, and Charlie Sheen five times.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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