Good week for the Biebs: racing, spitting, and transporting monkey

Funny story written by Lyndon

Saturday, 30 March 2013

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Mally's demands during incarceration include unlimited Netflix viiewing

MUNICH, Germany - All good things come in threes. So goes the saying, both in English and German, and the Biebs would have to agree.

First, the cops were called because he was racing around his neighborhood in his new Ferrari. Then he spat upon a neighbor. And to finally cap off the week, airport officials in Munich took issue with the Biebs' capuchin monkey pet that had tagged along.

Mally, the female ape, took it all in stride, figuring that she had already hit the jackpot by being allowed to ride in economy class for the entire jouney instead of in the holding pen with the other animals. The capuchin primate was actually on her third viewing Les Miserables when the flight attendant announced that the inflight program had concluded.

The Biebs is reported to have moved on to a German bunny pet. No word on how Mally is taking the news.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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