Justin Beiber Implodes After Selena Gomez Kicks Him To The Curb. Teenluvvaginosis Suspected.
Justin Beiber has been in rare form as of late. He's had to be hospitalized after problems on stage. He went after paparazzi in London on the street threatening bodily harm. And now, after racing his new Ferrari around the streets in his enclave, has...
Read full storyVice President Biden to guest edit Spoof 10th Anniversary edition
Washington - Fierce competition between the Veep, US Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel and Secretary of State/White House funnyman [sic] John Kerry (Kerry? WTF?? Don't make me laugh, qm! - 'Ed') has seen the competition routed as Joe Biden swept into pol...
Read full storyKim Jung-Un Willing To Spare LA For Laker Tickets Next To Jack Nicholson
BILLINGSGATE POST - If anyone wonders why Dennis Rodman was granted access to North Korean President Kim Jung-Un, we now know the answer. After making headlines yesterday with his warning that his nuclear missiles are bore-sighted on Los Angeles...
Read full storyMan Takes Every Medication Advertised on the Evening News
Wink Packard spends most of his time watching television, particularly news programs. But it's not the news he tunes in for, it's the pharmaceutical commercials. "I really like the drug commercials," he said, adding that he tries out each one of th...
Read full storyObama's Plea for Gun Control Ignored
President Obama's plea to the Syrian people for gun comtrol has been ignored in the country. Obama had reasoned that more and more guns in the country would lead to more terrible crimes but a spokesman for the Killer Brigade, One Eyed Cowboy, asse...
Read full storyThe Lakers Are Barely Holding On To The 8th Seed
LOS ANGELES - The Lakers traveled to Milwaukee where the Bucks handed them a 113-103 defeat. This loss now puts the Utah Jazz just one win away from being tied with Kobe Bryant's Lakers for the 8th seed in the West. Kobe was in a foul mood, no...
Read full storyLindsay Lohan Says Justin Bieber Is Turning Into A Real Mess
VENICE BEACH - One of the luckiest females in the entire nation, if not the luckiest, has just issued a statement that even made Barbara Walters utter the phrase WTH (what the hell?). Lindsay Lohan, Hollywood's number one spoiled brat, told Left C...
Read full storyA California Gynecologist Is Offering A Fabulous Free Offer
SHERMAN OAKS, California - Dr. Kerwin P. Differdinski, a gynecologist in Sherman Oaks, California has found a unique way to attract new customers and to keep the ones he already has. Dr. Differdinski, 43, recently stated that the number of tubal l...
Read full storyJohn Mayer Refuses To Sell Nude Photos of Ex-Girlfriend Katy Perry
WEST HOLLYWOOD - According to a close friend of John Mayer the singer has been approached by the supermarket tabloid Say What? about purchasing some nude photos of his ex-girlfriend Katy Perry. The 35 year old known as Mayer The Player told Say Wh...
Read full storyMila Kunis Says She Is Starting To Have Scary Nightmares About Demi Moore
BEVERLY HILLS - Mila Kunis confided to her hair stylist, FuFi Fondue of The Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive, that all of the recent spitefully sinister antics of Demi Moore, 50, are starting to scare her. The girlfriend of Ashton Kutcher, 35, s...
Read full storyAmerican Idol: Mariah Carey's Favorite Gets Sent Home
HOLLYWOOD - American Idol's last three remaining male singers ended up in this week's Bottom 3. Burnell Taylor, 19, was quickly allowed by Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest to take a seat with the five remaining girl singers who will all be singing again ne...
Read full storyAmanda Bynes Vagina Murdered, She Employs The Cloak of Invisability in Time Square
Apparently Drake took Amanda Byne up on her offer to murder her vagina. People have come to this conclusion because Amanda was spotted in Times Square and it looks like Drake must have really worked her over because she covered her head up with a...
Read full storyLindsay Lohan's Butt Gets Lips Wrapped Around It For $5
Destination? Brazil. Lindsay Lohan, in another bid to prove she has the best probation on the planet, arrived at LAX to board a plane. As expected there were cameras and paparazzi there to record the event for prosperity. As Lindsay's SUV pul...
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