Lindsay Lohan's Butt Gets Lips Wrapped Around It For $5

Funny story written by Buck E Filbert

Friday, 29 March 2013


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Destination? Brazil.

Lindsay Lohan, in another bid to prove she has the best probation on the planet, arrived at LAX to board a plane. As expected there were cameras and paparazzi there to record the event for prosperity.

As Lindsay's SUV pulled up to check in she threw a cigarette butt out the window into the street. One industrious cameraman picked up the butt and showed it to the camera.

A Australian tourist offered the TMZ camera guy five bucks for the tasty treat.

The tourist was so happy about scoring the surprise souvenir he put it up to his mouth and took a big drag.

14 hrs later that same tourist was denied entrance into Australia until he submitted to a mandatory 24 hr skank quarantine.

The lesson here? Be careful who's butt you wrap your lips all over.

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