Amanda Bynes Vagina Murdered, She Employs The Cloak of Invisability in Time Square

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Friday, 29 March 2013

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Not the Best Place to be Low Key

Apparently Drake took Amanda Byne up on her offer to murder her vagina.

People have come to this conclusion because Amanda was spotted in Times Square and it looks like Drake must have really worked her over
because she covered her head up with a big bright shirt draped over her head.

Some would surmise she wanted to be incognito, low key, but nothing could be further from the truth.

Inside sources came forward and gave us the scoop on why Amanda is being so shy all of the sudden.

Drake and Amanda hooked up and he thrashed her so intensely her face collapsed. Amanda didn't want anyone having photo proof she was thrashed into facial deflation.

In the attempt to not draw attention Amanda only drew much more attention to herself and her squashed face. She stumbled around walking into mailboxes and poles because she couldn't see past her feet.

Amanda's people assured the paparazzi she would be available for crazy gal photo's as soon a her face inflated to it's normal size.

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