John Mayer Refuses To Sell Nude Photos of Ex-Girlfriend Katy Perry

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 29 March 2013


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Jessica Simpson is one of John "The Player" Mayer's ex-girlfriends.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - According to a close friend of John Mayer the singer has been approached by the supermarket tabloid Say What? about purchasing some nude photos of his ex-girlfriend Katy Perry.

The 35 year old known as Mayer The Player told Say What? reporter Chauncey Tarbutton that although the monetary offer is a very nice one he has no plans of selling the more than 75 extremely intimate photos that he is alleged to have taken of Katy during their relationship.

John said that what he had with the 28-year-old Katy was very special and was a whole lot better than what he had with former girlfriends including Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Cameron Diaz, or Taylor Swift.

Jessica Simpson was told about Mayer saying that his and her relationship was not as good as his and Katy's.

Simpson grinned and said that she could say some things about Johnny's crotch region that would embarrass the ever-living hell out of the little boy (her words).

When Taylor was told about Mayer's comments she smiled and said that she had already gotten back at him by writing two very unfavorable songs about him, but was seriously considering writing a third and in this one she would mention Johnny's Little Johnny.

When Jennifer Aniston was told about Mayer's comment she shook her head and asked "John who?"

SIDENOTE: Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Hugh Hefner is interested in purchasing the Katy Perry photos from John Mayer and using them in Playboy Magazine.

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