Satire website editor celebrates 10th anniversary
Las Vegas - Holed up in the $5,000-a-night Prince Harry Suite at Seizures Palace Hotel Spoof! editor Mark Lowton was celebrating ten years at the top this week as offers continued pouring in to buy out his shares in the satire site. "Of course he'...
Read full storyFrom rags to stitches
Rupert was a man from the back streets of Kensington. He lived out of a modest five bedroom apartment and survived on a mere £200,000 per year. Unfortunately for Rupert his world soon became shattered and broken and he could no longer afford a nanny to look after Francesca and Tarquin so he decided to feed the nanny to his 500ft long tarantula's. The tarantula's were highly maintained and demanded...
Read full storyNicki Minaj Reveals Why Lazaro Arbos Could End Up Winning American Idol
LOS ANGELES - Nicki Minaj has been kinder to American Idol contestant Lazaro Arbos than any of the other three AI judges. The Queen of Hip Hop has offered her words of wisdom on American Idol to Calcutta Cotton a reporter with Music Moments Magazi...
Read full storyNina Dobrev Vacations Down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico Sans Ian Somerhalder
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The female star of the hit show The Vampire Diaries flew down to Cabo San Lucas to get away from the mad house world of LaLaLand for a few days. Her boyfriend and fellow Vampire Diaries co-star Ian Somerhalder could not ma...
Read full storyAll Eyes on North Korea
Unnamed sources within the CIA claim that operatives in Pyongyang have been in secret planning meetings with Kim Jong Il's other sons, Kim Jong Deux and Kim Jong Trois to foment a citizens revolt in this most isolated of nations. Kim Jong Un resp...
Read full storyShakespeare Behind Bars - The Untold Story
True historical information- A historical research group in Wales has unearthed evidence that one William Shakespeare, father of famous theatrical plays known throughout the world, was also a business cheat. Records have been found that show the author being dragged before a court for hoarding grain during a time of famine. Even more ironically, it occurred at the same time as the presentation of...
Read full storyPaolo di Canio, Swindon manager = non-fascist, di Canio Sunderland manager = fascist!
The appointment of Paolo di Canio as the new Sunderland FC manager has caused the maggots of the tabloid world to crawl out of their rotting wooden heads. Paolo, always a controversial character in football, was manager of third division Swindon T...
Read full storyThe Spinning Top
We are familiar with the big bang theory, cosmological model depicting the expansion of the universe: from a hot state into present status. The big bang theory can tell us what has happened ever since that time, but it cannot explain the initial condition of, say empty universe, prior to the bang. Neither can I. Nevertheless, my theory is very straight forward. It is based on spinning tops that...
Read full storyDisabled mall cops back to work thanks to mobility scooters
Disabled mall cops will not be unemployed thanks to Pride Mobility's new range of police specification mobility scooters. The range includes light, medium and heavy duty scooters fitted with police equipment such as full emergency LED light packages...
Read full storyAnn Coulter Wants All Cruise Lines Shut Down
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Republican political maven and self-proclaimed GOPrincess Ann Coulter was in the nation's capital speaking against the cruise line industry. Coulter, who does not have a shy bone in her tall skinny body, spoke to members of The...
Read full storyEx-Rutgers Coach Mike Rice May Be Moving Out of The Country
NEW YORK CITY - Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that disgraced former Rutgers University basketball coach Mike Rice has received so much hate mail, text messages, phone calls, tweets, and emails that he is in a state of depression. Sherwood...
Read full storyTaylor Swift Is Desperately Looking For A New Boyfriend For Future Songs
NASHVILLE - A member of Taylor Swift's band who did not want his name mentioned informed Tittle Tattle Tonight that Taylor is searching for a new boyfriend. The unnamed band member said that the 23-year-old singer is worried that she may not have...
Read full storySarah Palin Reveals 3 Things That She Will Not Discuss
WASILLA, Alaska - Todd Palin has stated that his wife Sarah has been so depressed lately that she hasn't even shot a moose, caribou, or reindeer in over four days. Todd said that it is unlike his manly wife not to go out and get in a state-owned h...
Read full storyPolice-spec mobility scooters go on sale
The first of 5 000 police specification mobility scooters manufactured by the world mobility giant Pride will go on sale today. These scooters have been produced specifically for the needs of every police department that patrols any local shopping...
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