Taylor Swift Is Desperately Looking For A New Boyfriend For Future Songs

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 7 April 2013

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Reports are that Taylor is desperate to get a new boyfriend so that she can write a song when they break up.

NASHVILLE - A member of Taylor Swift's band who did not want his name mentioned informed Tittle Tattle Tonight that Taylor is searching for a new boyfriend.

The unnamed band member said that the 23-year-old singer is worried that she may not have enough songs to fill her next album.

And as everyone knows by now, Taylor is notorious for writing songs about romantic relationships that have ended.

Kiowa Kettle with 3T stated that the rumor that Taylor's next boyfriend could possibly be a sports figure has not been corroborated.

Miss Kettle did remark that Ryan Seacrest had hinted that Taylor could possibly start up a relationship with New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow who at 25, is just two years older than the country singer.

Reports are that when Tebow was told about the possibility of him being involved with Taylor Swift he grinned and took a sip of his orange Gatorade.

He then put down the bottle and said that although he was flattered there is just no way it would ever happen since he has no desire at all to ever end up as just another guy in one of T-Swizzle's songs.

In Other News. Dennis Rodman said that when he visited North Korea, Kim Jong Un told him that his favorite NBA player is Jeremy Lin with the Houston Rockets.

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