Scientist Developes Turd Steaks, Truth stranger than spoof?
A Japanese scientist has developed the worlds first food group made from human excrement. Mitsuyuki Ikeda, a researcher from the Okayama Laboratory, found that sewage mud has a lot of protein in it, beef has a lot of protein in it so why not comb...Read full story
Lots of U.S. Dads Would Love To Get A Hold of Ex-Rutgers Coach Mike "The Punk" Rice
NEW YORK CITY - Rutgers basketball coach Mike Rice has just been fired and rightly so. The poor excuse for an adult was videotaped abusing his players by pushing them, shoving them, hitting them, kicking them, and even tossing basketballs at them...Read full story
USS Harry S Truman fires up engines ahead of N Korea deployment
Asia-Pacific - Launched in 1998 by the 33rd US President's daughter Margaret when North Korean nutjob Kim Jong-un was still a mere festering pimple on his father Kim Jong Very-Ill-Indeed's backside the Nimitz-class supercarrier is Guam bound ahead o...Read full story
The Bank of Rupt taking over the banking industry
Tokyo - Minister of Finance, Kurtaklinger San, has announced a new bank will be in control of all Japanese banks. This new bank will also be taking over the other nations banks in quick succession. According to Kurtaklinger San spokesperson, Ningaw...Read full story
Hollywood Shocker: Charlie Sheen Turns Down Lindsay Lohan's Marriage Proposal
HOLLYWOOD - In a story that has even surprised long-time celebrity maven Barbara Walters, Charlie Sheen has told the entertainment media that Lindsay Lohan asked him to marry her. Sheen said that he was at the famed Santa Monica Pier eating some b...Read full story
Kim Jog-On: "Who's Raffing Now?"
Political tension and intrigue was at an all time high today as the world prepared itself, again, to be invaded by North Korea. London, Washington, Moscow and Beijing were put on DEFCON 5 meaning that a nuclear air strike was imminent at any moment.Read full story
Russell Brand Caught Tongue Wrestling With Kathy Griffin
ENCINO, California - Highly reliable sources say that Katy Perry's ex-husband Russell Brand was spotted at the Encino Reservoir in the clutches of Kathy Griffin. Brand and Griffin were parked in an isolated part of the famed reservior where they f...Read full story
The Cleveland Cavaliers Could Become The Cleveland Cougars
CLEVELAND - The majority owner of the Cleveland Cavaliers Danny Gilbert has just informed the sports media that he is seriously contemplating a name change. Gilbert noting that the Cavs record of 22-52 is simply unacceptable stated that he has enl...Read full story
Political Facebook: Kim Jong Un, Dennis Rodman, and Sarah Palin
POLITICAL FACEBOOK Kim Jong Un: Hello Dennis are you there? 8:13 a.m. Dennis Rodman: Right here Kimmy. What's up dude? 8:16 a.m. Kim Jong Un: Oh nothing much. I was just having a bowl of rice pudding and reading the latest issue of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily. 8:19 a.m. Dennis Rodman: Say bro, I sure have been hearing a lot of bad stuff about you lately. 8:21 a.m. Kim Jong Un...Read full story
GOP autopsy causes murder investigation.
Washington DC- Attorney General Eric Holder announced an investigation into the possible murder of the Republican party.The AG's office confirmed that RNC chairman Reince Priebus is being held as a "person of interest", and warrants have been issued...Read full story