Unnamed sources within the CIA claim that operatives in Pyongyang have been in secret planning meetings with Kim Jong Il's other sons, Kim Jong Deux and Kim Jong Trois to foment a citizens revolt in this most isolated of nations. Kim Jong Un responds "I have found my people revolting for my whole life!"
As tensions escalate on the Korean peninsula, even American evangelicals are clamoring for action. The most reverend Cleophus Shapiro of the Eastboro Baptist Church released this statement.
"It is the highest priority of this great Christian nation to save their Seoul."
Even Sean Hannity pledged to be a little nicer to the President if he would just " enter into unlimited war with a major Chinese ally that may or may not have nuclear weapons"
