It doesn't pay to be fat anymore

Funny story: It doesn't pay to be fat anymore

Samoan News - A tiny, enterprising, Samoa airline is being accused of price gouging for selling seats by the kilogram. Ninety percent of Samoans weight between 600 pounds and 900 pounds. Samoa Air plans to price its flights based on the weight o...

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Terrell Owens Puts the Bite on Tom Brady

When Tom Brady hooks up with Chad Ochocinco's former television costar, sparks are bound to fly. Whether the football flies may be another matter. Reports out of sunny California where foul weather never makes for ill-matched tosses of the foot...

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Elderly man found living as dog with pack of hounds!

The Franklin Times newspaper in rural North Carolina is reporting today that an elderly man has been found living in the woods near Louisburg, NC with a pack of dogs and is living as part of the pack. Apparently the man is healthy and relatives stat...

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Whale gas could heat homes in two years

Britain's poorest homes could be using whale gas extracted by brave fisherman within two years. The technique, which has been blamed for causing minor tsunami, earthquakes and blow-backs around Blackpool, remains controversial. The biggest whal...

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Potheads Demand Colorado Reduce Speed Limit To 30 MPH

Funny story: Potheads Demand Colorado Reduce Speed Limit To 30 MPH

BILLINGSGATE POST - Now that marijuana is legal in Colorado, new problems have complicated things for the citizens living there. With much discussion concerning how to test drivers for driving too high, the debate was lifted to a higher level by pot...

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Shocker! Great British Calculator Cannot do its 7 X's Time Table

Funny story: Shocker! Great British Calculator Cannot do its 7 X's Time Table

It's official. For millennia sociologists and anthropologists, who have tried to find an updated method of ascribing class models to the study of society and the British nation in general, have finally hit upon the idea of a giant calculator the size...

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Tom Cruise descended from leprechauns

Funny story: Tom Cruise descended from leprechauns

Shergar, County Louse - The Hollywood actor's roots have been traced to degenerate fairy folk according to Irish gynecology - er... genealogy! - specialists at a Dublin PR ceremony this morning. "It's where you get your legendary stature from," an...

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Witchcraft On Rise In Carmarthen

Funny story: Witchcraft On Rise In Carmarthen

In a scene reminiscent of the Salem Witch Trials a Carmarthenshire County Council meeting was brought to an abrupt halt by the frenzied reaction to an undercover reporter. Tamsin Mallen was covertly filming the council meeting so she could put it on...

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Dancing With The Stars Sends Wynonna Judd Off Into The Sunset

Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Sends Wynonna Judd Off Into The Sunset

HOLLYWOOD - Country music songstress Wynonna Judd is this season's first Dancing With The Stars celebrity to be sent packing back home. Wynonna admitted two or seven times during her short stay that she is a singer and not a dancer and of course a...

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Trans Samoan Airways To Charge Passengers By The Pound

Funny story: Trans Samoan Airways To Charge Passengers By The Pound

SAN FRANCISCO - Word filtering out of Apia, Samoa is that the nation's airline Trans Samoan Airways has just implemented a new ticket pricing system. Uplulino "Timmy" Gabanua spokesman for the airline stated that after an eight month study the air...

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Will.i.am. Changes His Mind and Won't Be Changing His Name After All

Funny story: Will.i.am. Changes His Mind and Won't Be Changing His Name After All

SAN FRANCISCO - The Black Eyed Peas performed before a sold-out crowd at The Ipso Facto Coliseum in the City By The Bay. After the concert Will.i.am. was interviewed backstage by Gibraltar Yukon with Celebrity Globe. He was asked about the rumo...

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Monica Lewinsky Reveals Charlie Sheen's Request

Funny story: Monica Lewinsky Reveals Charlie Sheen's Request

VAN NUYS, California - The nation's most infamous White House intern, Monica Lewinsky, was spotted in Van Nuys getting a pedicure at The Fernando of The San Fernando Valley Pedicure Salon. As she was leaving the salon she was approached by Tequila...

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Phil Jackson Changes His Mind About Wanting To Be The Lakers Coach

Funny story: Phil Jackson Changes His Mind About Wanting To Be The Lakers Coach

LOS ANGELES - Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that Phil Jackson has stated that he has changed his mind about getting back into NBA coaching. Jackson talked with Sherwood Frisbee of SCM and said that he cannot believe how badly the Lakers ha...

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American Idol's Devin Velez Says Nicki Minaj Is Just Plain Mean

Funny story: American Idol's Devin Velez Says Nicki Minaj Is Just Plain Mean

HOLLYWOOD - So far this year three contestants have been eliminated from American Idol, and all three have been males. Chicago's Devin Velez is the latest to be sent home and he did not go quietly onto the Tinsel Town night. After the show he e...

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Oprah Winfrey Says You Couldn't Pay Her To See Quentin Tarantino's Django Unchained

Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Says You Couldn't Pay Her To See Quentin Tarantino's Django Unchained

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey said that just from what she has heard and read about Quentin Tarantino's movie Django Unchained made her want to call him up and give him a piece of her amazingly filthy rich mind. The former talk show queen told Taffeta K...

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A 7-Year-Old Milwaukee Girl Makes An Amazing Half Court Shot

Funny story: A 7-Year-Old Milwaukee Girl Makes An Amazing Half Court Shot

MILWAUKEE - Little 7-year-old Pamela "Tweety" Brickleheimer had no idea when her grandfather Gunther Brickleheimer took her to the Milwaukee Bucks - Charlotte Bobcats game that she was going to go home with a lot of money and notoriety. Little Twe...

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Kim Kardashian Admits That She 's Hurt By The Horrible Movie Reviews

Funny story: Kim Kardashian Admits That She 's Hurt By The Horrible Movie Reviews

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian is very upset that she has been clobbered by the movie critics regarding her performance in the new motion picture Tyler Perry's Temptation. Pomona Vox with Silver Screen Showcase Magazine said that Kim has about a...

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