2012 Games in Doubt
Doubt is a small underground village at the centre of lead mines in Derbyshire, where the Pot-Holing competition is to be held. The course involves lying on your back on a floating plank, and stepping along the roof, whilst downing a pint of Pollard'...
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The accidental maker of the Extrovert Pants, popular in London, has developed the Extrovert Condom in time for it to hit the streets in Austin this week for the South by Southwest Interactive Conference. While The Spoof's booth was not in a premi...
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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The U.S. Department of Interior announced today that it will move Texas into the South Pacific and replace it with the Hawaiian Islands in the newly-created Gulf of New Mexico. Officials said the land-swap, among many other be...
Read full storyVP Joe Biden Reassures US Public That Drug Smuggling From Mexico Cut By Ten Percent..However!
Vice President Joe Biden has spent the past three months making trips from Washington to various areas of the United States/Mexican border and has announced today that drug traffic coming in from Mexico is down by ten percent over the past three year...
Read full storyUgliest dog in the world is dead and it wasn't pretty!
The dog voted ugliest in the world called Yoda has died, RIP, and it wasn't a pretty sight. Skinny, pale with sunken boss-eyed-eyes, Yoda passed away sadly and her owners have sworn to have her stuffed so they will never forget how ugly she really wa...
Read full storyMitt Romney Linked To Monty Burns
Shocking footage has emerged showing Mitt Romney hugging, then introducing renowned evil businessman C.Montgomery Burns to an audience of student evil businessman. The videotape, which was filmed in 1974 at the C.Montgomery Burns Evil Businessman...
Read full storyAfrican Warlord London Colney renounces violence after Internet Campaign
Genocidal African Warlord and enslaver of children, London Colney, has renounced violence and has promised to mend his ways, thanks to a viral campain by pressure group Unseen Kids. The group, whose mission is to bring about world peace by wearing pl...
Read full story24-Year-Old Hasn't A Clue What He Did Before Internet Browser Tabs
NEW YORK-In an unparalleled display of mental lapse, local 24-year-old Rick Floyter admits he has absolutely no clue what he did before the browser tab. "I suppose I used separate windows, but I really can't be sure," he said. Tabs have been arou...
Read full storyGOP candidates caught in 3-way! Laws broken in eleven southern states!
The three remaining candidates for the GOP nomination for president were reported to be caught in a three-way on election night this past Tuesday. As the news exploded over the internet, the mainstream media avoided reporting the story, Christian con...
Read full storyLondon axeman disgusted by 'discriminatory' Goldman Sachs career opportunities
London - A mystery axeman sought for the 1987 hit on a London private eye** has voiced his disgust at a US banker's comments about discriminatory career path opportunities at Goldman Sachs. Speaking via an anonymous VOIP link self-styled professio...
Read full storyRoberto di Matteo revels in 'incredible' Chelsea win v Napoli
Chelsea interim manager, peanut headed Roberto Di Matteo praised his "incredible pensioners" after they beat Napoli 4-1 to reach the last eight of the Champions League. Trailing 3-1 from the first leg in Naples, the senior citizens battled back...
Read full storyNixon phones White House from the Beyond
Information Technology experts from both the CIA and FBI are studying a tape recording of what is believed to be a telephone call from the beyond made by the late President Richard Nixon. Our reporter who listened to the tape before a White Hous...
Read full storyU.S. Economy Stronger; Bubble Gum and Condom Sales Skyrocket
Leading economic indicators show the U.S. economy growing stronger, influencing the recovery of world markets and bolstering consumer confidence. Non durable goods distributors report record sales on "feel good" items like bubble gum and condoms.
Read full storyMrs Sad Bashed by Husband Shock
Syrian President Bash Sad has been living up to his name by bashing his wife, British born mother of three (49). His latest assault involved hitting her over her head with itunes - emails revealed today. Mrs Sad has been playing her part in Syria'...
Read full storyBBC dupes the public some more...
The Bogus Broadcasting Corporation, funded by the UK TV license payers have again been found to be faking more events for their so-called factual broadcasting. Top Gear, the programme not about cars but three chaps enjoying themselves at our expen...
Read full storyDiamond Jubilee Street Party to take place on M25
Surviving inhabitants of a Hertfordshire village bulldozed to make way for London's orbital motorway in 1973 have been given the green light to hold a reunion Diamond Jubilee street party - on the M25. The tiny hamlet of Botting was demolished and...
Read full storyFluff Between Hull Man's Toes Was 'Toxic'
Fluff found nestling between the toes of an Englishman living in the Thai capital of Bangkok was said to contain so much muck and filth, that scientists, if they ever found out about it and could be bothered to investigate, would describe it as 'toxi...
Read full storyJennifer Lopez Says American Idol's Joshua Ledet's Performance Is One of American Idol's Best Ever
HOLLYWOOD - The latest edition of American Idol saw several of the contestants really bring their "A" game. One of the early on favorites Jessica Sanchez of San Diego did good on the Gloria Estefan song "Don't Cry For Me Tallahassee." Rock and...
Read full storyJennifer Aniston Is Close To Kicking Justin Theroux Out The Door and To The Curb
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jennifer Aniston has to be one of the most unluckiest women when it comes to men. The beautiful blonde actress has no trouble getting a boyfriend, but for some unknown reason she has a very hard time keeping one. According to Pic...
Read full storyAdvice, Support, & Tips for Security Guards - from Inchcock - Part Two
Copied from the author's 'Editors Advice Page', of his 'Inchcock Monthly Guards Gazette', Issue 121, published in August 2008. (When I say published, he produced it and ran off a few copies for his fellow Security Officers at the Company he worked at who made him redundant through no fault of his own at 62 years of age, and he was the only employee on the firm never to have taken a day off or b...
Read full storyLindsay Lohan Told The Judge That Her Party Days Were Over - But She Did Not Say A Word About Her Party Nights
LOS ANGELES - Just a mere three weeks ago Lindsay Lohan appeared in the courtroom of Los Angeles County Judge Stephanie Sautner. Judge Sautner informed the Hollywood celebutante and her attorney Ms. Shawn "Buddy" Holley that she was pleased with t...
Read full storyGM: It's Not Easy Going Green
The first details of Government Motors two new and much awaited new-fuel automobiles have been leaked to several popular auto blogs. No photos are yet available, but this is what we know at this time. The first of the two to arrive at your local dealer will be the Chevrolet Cetacean. This is the cardinal showpiece in a long line of vehicles that GM is expected to produce which will run on wh...
Read full storyObama's Health Care 'Wet Dream' Program
RYE, NY --- President Obama addressed students and faculty at Holden Caulfield Prep School for Boys in Rye, NY, today. The President was introduced to the 900 students gathered in Pencey Hall, by Principal Spencer Antolini. The speech was meant to...
Read full storyMan Quits Job To Spend More Time With Netflix Queue
DES MOINES, IA-Area man Daniel Hammond has, according to sources, left his job as a soft drink vendor in order to stay at home and spend more time with his growing Netflix Queue. Hammond, 29, began his subscription two years ago, when his wife ca...
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