Lindsay Lohan Told The Judge That Her Party Days Were Over - But She Did Not Say A Word About Her Party Nights

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 15 March 2012

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Los Angeles County Judge Stephanie Sautner's courtroom gavel which was a gift from Paris Hilton.

LOS ANGELES - Just a mere three weeks ago Lindsay Lohan appeared in the courtroom of Los Angeles County Judge Stephanie Sautner.

Judge Sautner informed the Hollywood celebutante and her attorney Ms. Shawn "Buddy" Holley that she was pleased with the way that Miss Lohan had been behaving herself and staying away from bars, clubs, and late night lounges.

The judge told Lohan that she wanted to see her back in her courtroom on March 29, at which time she wanted her to bring $3,500 to pay for the cost of the jewelry store necklace she had accidentally stolen.

LiLo Lohan promised the judge that she would be there and that she would also have the money to pay for the necklace that she had inadvertently taken.

Lohan informed the judge that she was going to bake her a three tier cake and she emphasized to Judge Sautner that her party days were over. The judge looked at her and gave her a thumbs up sign. Lohan responded in kind and actually blew her a kiss.

The bailiff immediately walked over to the table where Miss Lohan was sitting and let her know that throwing kisses to the presiding judge is illegal and that she could be fined $1,000 and incarcerated in the county jail for 36 hours.

Lohan reached out with her right hand and made a 'take back' sign. The judge simply smiled and the bailiff told her that he was going to let it go this one time.

But sad to say the poor, little, rich, freckle faced movie star was recently out on the town and ended up at The Giggle Giggle Comedy Club in West Hollywood where she reportedly spent the evening dancing and drinking.

As she was leaving the club at 2 a.m. in her 2012 black Porsche she accidentally hit the club's bouncer Tyrone "Mr. Biceps" Jefferson on his knee and he reportedly has filed charges hoping to get a pretty nice out-of-court settlement from the Tinsel Town starlet.

SIDENOTE: So things are not looking good for the party girl who could possibly end up spending some time in The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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