Kate Gosselin Desperate For A New Reality Show
READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin, who recently broke up with her boyfriend Russell "Sniffles" Brand, says that she is still upset that he cheated on her with Kat Von D, or the "Tattooed Circus Woman" as Kate calls her. She noted that there ar...
Read full storyJust What Is Made Up On The "You Can't Just Make Stuff Up" Playboard?
The USA is once again awash with stimulating brain materials to help analyze who should lead a nation devoted to "exceptionalism" and "dominant world power." The following questions reflect uncertainties in the citizenry, as to what is reliable v...
Read full storyKenyan Police Scale Down Hunt For Rogue Essex Girl
Masai Mara National Park, Kenya: Kenyan police chief, Moses Mbegwe announced this evening that the Kenyan police are scaling down their hunt for a rogue Essex girl, who was reportedly sighted lurking in the long grass, here in the Masai Mara National...
Read full storyChurch holds key to rural turnout
International wrestling champion Igor T. Church has been called in to chuck out the eleven farmworkers still occupying the cellar of Lord Swilling's country manor house in Somerset. The angry villagers decided on the blockade, now in its sixth day...
Read full storyMunch hunch as US-cloistered nun claims painter of 'The Scream' is her grandpa
London - A nun from the same Connecticut convent as David Cameron's ex-girlfriend Laura Adshead reckons she is a grand-daughter of Norwegian painter Edvard Munch. Surrey-born Janet Weber - aka Sister Mary Smorgasbord - is an Under-Prioress at the...
Read full storyProfessor Norton Folgate's Theory on Lions
In the sometime occasional series by Professor Norton Folgate there have been many fascinating and intriguing topics and today's is no exception. With the startling news that there may or may not be a Lion on the loose in Essex, innit, we thought it would be fairly topical to ask the Professor on his theory on Lions and what would make one want to escape from the relative comfort, or maybe disc...
Read full storySt Osyth lion spotted near Deadlane Grove crop circle: reports
Essex - Primordial feline navigation techniques that harness the power of ancient lay lions - er...ley lines! - may be behind the latest St Osyth big cat sighting. Lunchtime TV news reports said the marauding beast had been spotted in an Essex cr...
Read full storyLion Roams in Essex
A lion has been sighted roaming in Essex. He is thought to have escaped from a zoo in Colchester where he was being ill treated. Information coming to our news desk suggests the lion is headed for East London where he wants a meeting with the West...
Read full storyKeith Urban Joining American Idol
LOS ANGELES - Reports are that American Idol judges Mariah Carey, 42, and Nicki Minaj, 29, will soon be joined by a third American Idol judge Keith Urban, Australian husband of Australian actress Nicole Kidman. An unnamed, inside source at AI stat...
Read full storyLance Armstrong announces new challenge after doping charges
Seven times Tour De France winner Lance Armstrong today addressed the media for the first time since revealing he will not fight the doping charges brought against him by the USADA (US Anti-Doping Agency), and instead he will actually be cycling to t...
Read full storyBiden gets Blown by Isaac in Tampa
TAMPA, FL --- Vice President, Joe Robinette Biden was released from the Shriners Hospital for Children after a two hour checkup early this morning. Hospital spokeswoman Paula Shackles said, "Despite his temporary discomfort the Vice President shou...
Read full storyFootball Gossip & comments 27th August 2012
Swansea's excellent start to the season has caught the eye of Barcelona's Cesc Fabregas, who used Twitter to pay tribute to Michael Laudrup's side. (Daily Mirror) Sounds like another ex-Arsenal player wanting to join a club at the top of the table. Celtic have initiated talks with Auxerre over the transfer of Willy Boly as manager Neil Lennon seeks a dominant centre-half. (Mail on Sunday) I...
Read full storyAshton Kutcher Wants A Divorce From Demi Moore So He Can Marry Mila Kunis
WILLIAMSPORT, Pennsylvania - Ashton Kutcher and his girlfriend Mila Kunis were in Williamsport watching the Little League World Series Championship Game between Tennessee and Japan. The team from Japan won the game 12-2. After the game Ashton and...
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