Funny story: Kate Gosselin Desperate For A New Reality Show

Kate Gosselin Desperate For A New Reality Show

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin, who recently broke up with her boyfriend Russell "Sniffles" Brand, says that she is still upset that he cheated on her with Kat Von D, or the "Tattooed Circus Woman" as Kate calls her. She noted that there ar...

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Funny story: Just What Is Made Up On The "You Can't Just Make Stuff Up" Playboard?

Just What Is Made Up On The "You Can't Just Make Stuff Up" Playboard?

The USA is once again awash with stimulating brain materials to help analyze who should lead a nation devoted to "exceptionalism" and "dominant world power." The following questions reflect uncertainties in the citizenry, as to what is reliable v...

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Funny story: Kenyan Police Scale Down Hunt For Rogue Essex Girl

Kenyan Police Scale Down Hunt For Rogue Essex Girl

Masai Mara National Park, Kenya: Kenyan police chief, Moses Mbegwe announced this evening that the Kenyan police are scaling down their hunt for a rogue Essex girl, who was reportedly sighted lurking in the long grass, here in the Masai Mara National...

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Funny story: Church holds key to rural turnout

Church holds key to rural turnout

International wrestling champion Igor T. Church has been called in to chuck out the eleven farmworkers still occupying the cellar of Lord Swilling's country manor house in Somerset. The angry villagers decided on the blockade, now in its sixth day...

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Funny story: Munch hunch as US-cloistered nun claims painter of 'The Scream' is her grandpa

Munch hunch as US-cloistered nun claims painter of 'The Scream' is her grandpa

London - A nun from the same Connecticut convent as David Cameron's ex-girlfriend Laura Adshead reckons she is a grand-daughter of Norwegian painter Edvard Munch. Surrey-born Janet Weber - aka Sister Mary Smorgasbord - is an Under-Prioress at the...

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Funny story: Professor Norton Folgate's Theory on Lions

Professor Norton Folgate's Theory on Lions

In the sometime occasional series by Professor Norton Folgate there have been many fascinating and intriguing topics and today's is no exception. With the startling news that there may or may not be a Lion on the loose in Essex, innit, we thought it would be fairly topical to ask the Professor on his theory on Lions and what would make one want to escape from the relative comfort, or maybe disc...

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Funny story: St Osyth lion spotted near Deadlane Grove crop circle: reports

St Osyth lion spotted near Deadlane Grove crop circle: reports

Essex - Primordial feline navigation techniques that harness the power of ancient lay lions - er...ley lines! - may be behind the latest St Osyth big cat sighting. Lunchtime TV news reports said the marauding beast had been spotted in an Essex cr...

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Funny story: Lion Roams in Essex

Lion Roams in Essex

A lion has been sighted roaming in Essex. He is thought to have escaped from a zoo in Colchester where he was being ill treated. Information coming to our news desk suggests the lion is headed for East London where he wants a meeting with the West...

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Funny story: Keith Urban Joining American Idol

Keith Urban Joining American Idol

LOS ANGELES - Reports are that American Idol judges Mariah Carey, 42, and Nicki Minaj, 29, will soon be joined by a third American Idol judge Keith Urban, Australian husband of Australian actress Nicole Kidman. An unnamed, inside source at AI stat...

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Funny story: Lance Armstrong announces new challenge after doping charges

Lance Armstrong announces new challenge after doping charges

Seven times Tour De France winner Lance Armstrong today addressed the media for the first time since revealing he will not fight the doping charges brought against him by the USADA (US Anti-Doping Agency), and instead he will actually be cycling to t...

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Funny story: Biden gets Blown by Isaac in Tampa

Biden gets Blown by Isaac in Tampa

TAMPA, FL --- Vice President, Joe Robinette Biden was released from the Shriners Hospital for Children after a two hour checkup early this morning. Hospital spokeswoman Paula Shackles said, "Despite his temporary discomfort the Vice President shou...

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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 27th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 27th August 2012

Swansea's excellent start to the season has caught the eye of Barcelona's Cesc Fabregas, who used Twitter to pay tribute to Michael Laudrup's side. (Daily Mirror) Sounds like another ex-Arsenal player wanting to join a club at the top of the table. Celtic have initiated talks with Auxerre over the transfer of Willy Boly as manager Neil Lennon seeks a dominant centre-half. (Mail on Sunday) I...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Wants A Divorce From Demi Moore So He Can Marry Mila Kunis

Ashton Kutcher Wants A Divorce From Demi Moore So He Can Marry Mila Kunis

WILLIAMSPORT, Pennsylvania - Ashton Kutcher and his girlfriend Mila Kunis were in Williamsport watching the Little League World Series Championship Game between Tennessee and Japan. The team from Japan won the game 12-2. After the game Ashton and...

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Funny story: Tea Party Infiltrated by Orcs!

Tea Party Infiltrated by Orcs!

Denying that they are, in fact, Hobbits, the Tea Party none-the-less announced today that it had been infiltrated by extremely liberal Orcs! "The evidence is all around us!" exclaimed Bilbo Baggins, head spokesperson for the Tea Party as he survey...

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