Congressman Paul Ryan Shirtless

Written by Buck E Filbert

Tuesday, 14 August 2012

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Congressman Paul Ryan Shirtless

Well, America in it's bid for better politics has spoken. The #1 internet search over the weekend was for Congressman Paul Ryan pictures shirtless.

Paul Ryan became a national obsession when Mitt Romney announced he'd be his running mate for the Vice Presidency of the United States.

Politics aside, the women of America have their priorities straight. In their never ending quest for beefcake they've decided he is the apple of their eyes. Show us the beef was the cry across America!

Forget, taxes, social security, foreign policy, education, welfare, infrastructure, war, laws, freedom, just show us the beef.

With American women focused on the issues at hand I'm sure we'll be in good hands in the future.

Don't confuse us with the details, just show us the beef.

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