The Kanye West - 50 Cent Feud Gets Nasty
DETROIT - Hip hop artist 50 Cent, formerly 90 Cent before the recession hit, has lashed out yet again at fellow rapper Kanye West. The "Half Dollar Dude" as Whoopi Goldberg calls him, recently talked with Afro Sheen Magazine's Yodelle Denzel St. B...
Read full storyTrials and Tribulations of a cross dresser
You turn up for work once in a wig, heels and a dress, and that's it, you're branded forever as a cross dresser. From that point on, every charity event, work's night out involving fancy dress and dress-down Friday, you're expected to turn up dressed as a woman. Eventually, even an alpha male will give in and admit his feminine side. And I'm anything but an alpha male. Well, okay, I admit it:...
Read full storyChad Ochocinco Arrested After Headbutting Wife
DAVIE, Florida - Chad Johnson, who is better known as Chad Ochocinco, is regarded as one of the most conceited athletes in the history of sports. Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily recently interviewed "Mr. 85" and she came away fe...
Read full storyKangaroo Closes Heathrow For 2 Hours!
Heathrow Airport had to be closed to air traffic for two hour this morning when a kangaroo decided to take a hop along a runway Having just arrived on the scheduled Australia Airlines flight from Sydney the marsupial then escaped down to the tarma...
Read full storyMany Mormons Are Upset At Mitt Romney's Running Mate Choice
SALT LAKE CITY - A splinter group of the Mormon religion, which goes by the name of The Benevolent Old-Fashioned Mormons, has expressed dismay, disappointment, and anger at Romney's choice of vice-presidential running mate. BOFM director, Loxley E...
Read full storyCradle-snatcher Cheryl Cole's got her beady eye on swimming ace Tom Daley
London - At 29 she's closer in age to Minder used car salesman Arthur Daley than to Team GB's swimming bronze medalist Tom Daley. But whaddahell, eh? The gal's got a new date courtesy of micro-blogging site Twatter after texting the Olympic s...
Read full storyOchocinco & Evelyn as the Honeymooners
We knew there was trouble last week for Chad Johnson, formerly known as the sleight-of-hand artist Ochocinco. Like Ralph Kramden of the Honeymooners, he had let his bluster get out of hand. As part of the publicity campaign for Hard Knocks, the fa...
Read full storyMartin Shuttlecock's Letters from Barcelona - Day Four - The Nou Camp
No trip to Barcelona is ever considered complete without a visit to the magnificent Nou Camp. Which is where Martin Shuttlecock went on Friday, accompanied by his football loving son in law. Who filmed the event for posterity, unknown to Shuttlecock. "He had one of them orbital cameras," Shuttlecock revealed. "What does films and that. I didn't know he was filming it. I thought he was just t...
Read full storyYears of Speech Therapy Fail to Help Talking Dog
Despite years of intensive, and expensive, speech therapy, Priscilla the talking Poodle can still not pronounce her "L"'s and "Y"'s. She is now doomed to go through life telling her doting owner and best friend "I wuv woo!" The dog, a popular subj...
Read full storyNews Of The World- The Year 2020 (Oh Man, Are We In For it!)
News highlights- Reuters- April 1, 2020. SWITZERLAND- The once wealthy nation of Switzerland, still refusing to join the EU, has suffered yet another downturn in it's economy. At one time the jewel of Europe and one of it's wealthiest countries in the world this small land is suffering its blackest financial year yet as the last bulwark of its economy, the Swiss Cuckoo Clock Factory has had to...
Read full storyWhy "Jefferson Lies" was pulled from bookstores
Far-right author David Barton's book The Jefferson Lies is being pulled from bookstores all over the country for its inaccuracies and falsehoods. Let's examine some of the more dubious claims the book makes about our third president. 1) Sally Hemings was not a slave, but actually a live-in maid 2) Won Louisiana territory from Napoleon in a Bible-quoting contest 3) Invented Virginia 4) First...
Read full storyIan Somerhalder Pulls a Britney and Shaves His Head Bald
VENICE BEACH, CA - Vampire Diaries star Ian Somerhalder has reportedly shaved his head bald according to sources close to the actor. It is not clear what may have prompted such a drastic decision on his part, but there is one demographic that is ext...
Read full storyFootball Gossip & comments 13th August 2012
Carlos Tevez has stunned Manchester City's coaching staff by returning to training over a stone lighter than last season. (Sunday Mirror) The Atkins Diet strikes again! Blackburn manager Steve Kean is under pressure before the start of the season, with Shebby Singh, advisor to the club's owners, saying he will be sacked if Rovers lose their first three games. (The Observer) In a remarkable...
Read full storyPedometer Sales Soar After Penn State Scandal
Yoo Hoo,Pa.-Fraceme Pedometer Manufacturing company isn't so sleepy anymore. The tiny Pennsylvania based company was just trudging along, making the same old easy-to-read pedometers walkers use to measure their walking distance each day, when an inte...
Read full storyLondon 2012: Alfred Hitchock to direct Olympics Closing Ceremony
East London born Alfred Hitchock is to come out of retirement to direct the London 2012 Olympic closing ceremony, following in the footsteps of Danny Boyle who produced the hugely acclaimed opening ceremony. Hitchcock, from Leytonstone, has not di...
Read full storyFootball Gossip & comments 12th August 2012
Arsenal Ladies are being linked with a high-profile transfer move for Ireland's Olympic boxing gold medallist Katie Taylor, 26, who is also a talented footballer. (Metro) She'd be handy as back up in a Patrick Vierra v Roy Keane rematch. Luka Modric wants to talk to Andre Villas-Boas over his future, with the 26-year-old worried that his dream move to Real Madrid may fall through. (Daily Mi...
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