Olfactory Scientists Release 2011 Report on World's Worst Odors
In addition to obvious top candidates that included the common Striped Skunk and the ever favorite Georgio Perfume, the Reykjavik Association of Olfactory Scientists has just released their 2011 report on the world's most pungent and disgusting odors...
Read full storyTaylor Swift Talks About Her Illness
NASHVILLE - One of country music's most popular young singers Taylor Swift is really upset that she has had to cancel two of her music concerts. The vibrant 21-year-old from Wyomissing, Pennsylvania stated that she has been dealing with a bout of...
Read full storyTen Favourite Goat Facts From Prince Constantin Ferdinand Maria of Liechtenstein
with Prince Constantin Ferdinand Maria of Liechtenstein, Winner Of "Landlocked Royalty Goat Fancier Of The Year 2003" "Salutations, gentle goat-lovers. Here are some of my favourite facts about the goats. I trust that you will enjoy them." 1) I knew a woman once who was interested in goat husbandry. She wanted to marry a goat. 2) Goat breeding is quickly learned. You can pick it up on...
Read full storyOrangutan Says TSA Search Went Too Far
Airport security is a part of traveling these days, from walking through X-Ray machines to being patted down. But an orangutan traveling from the Orangutan Rehab Center in Sumatra to his twentieth high school reunion in New Haven, Connecticut, says...
Read full storyRenewed Hope For Irish Bicycle Industry
During a week when the problems of the Irish Bicycle Industry, have rarely been off the front pages, some good news has finally started to emerge. Ireland's largest bicycle manufacturer - County Down Bicycles of County Down, - which employs a staf...
Read full storySecret Email from Carolyn Bourne to Rebekah Wade Revealed
When angry mother Carolyn Bourne wrote to her daughter in law she got more than she bargained for in global press attention. Revelations that she also wrote to News International executive Rebekah Wade this week look set to embarrass her further. When she wrote the email, she had no idea that the contents of the email were going to be passed around the internet. The contents though, make...
Read full storyCheryl Cole rubs feminists up the wrong way
Cheryl Cole's decision to get back together with 'love rat' Ashley has provoked anger among feminists and 'strong women'. The defiant Geordie has ignored the strident advice of bitchy lesbians and decided to give the Chelsea Left Back 'one last ch...
Read full storyJerry Springer Announces That He Is Throwing His Chair...Ah Hat Into The Presidential Ring
CINCINNATI - Jerry Springer who single-handedly brought the world of trailer parks, ghettos, barrios, slums, backwoods, and various assorted loons into the homes of America has just made a big announcement. Springer told GOPicky Magazine that he w...
Read full story"Out-Of-Body" Experience Caused By "Brain Instability"
'Out-of-body' experiences are caused by instabilities in the brain which distort a person's perception, a study has found. Boffins at Birmingham University have found that the experience is caused by neural instabilities which cause vivid hallucin...
Read full storyCheques Bounce Back - Crooks Celebrate!
Cheques have been saved following a public outcry and the intervention of MPs. The Payments Council, which represents banks and payment groups, yesterday announced that plans to scrap them have been dropped. They were due to be banned from October...
Read full storyVatican confessionals hacked by Murdoch tabloid!
The reaction was swift last night when the news hit the global community that the News of the World tabloid had once again broken all bounds of propriety when they hacked the confessionals of the Vatican. The Guardian is reporting that hundreds of ho...
Read full storyWhat went on in Home Ec?
Boys who went to a mixed school will remember Home Economics, or Home Ec as it was affectionately known. This was a lesson solely for girls. Many were the stories that abounded about what went on in Home Ec. So what did girls learn in that lesson explicitly for them? In a rather sexist way, the main topic in Home Ec was cooking and looking after a home with skills such as ironing and rep...
Read full storyNail clippers
Keswick University's year long study into the sales of nail clippers has come to a remarkable conclusion. "We discovered that nail clippers very rarely break," said Ian Dexter, who headed up the study. "They are generally very sturdy. Yet they are...
Read full storyRed headed Rebekah doll to be released
A flame haired Rebekah doll is set to be released soon and should be in the shops in time for Christmas. The striking new Rebekah doll has been described by Rupert Nonce, who runs the popular 'Barbie World' website, as "a cross between Medusa and...
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth II Now Carries iPad in her Hat
Her hats have always been striking. Especially lately, when she's had her hats refashioned to include a slot for her iPad. Palace insiders say that the Queen has been quite impressed with the interest generated by granddaughter Princess Beatric...
Read full storyPalin And Bachman Are The Highlights In The Republican Nude Mud Wrestling Fundraiser
Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman bared all in a girl's all nude wrestling match to raise money for the Republican Party's 'Go For The Gold' Presidential race. The girls decided they would put their greatest 'ass'-ets out in public for the greater goo...
Read full storyJustin Bieber To Appear On 'CSI: Crime Scene Investigation' But He Insists That Marg Helgenberger Not Appear In That Episode
HOLLYWOOD - Justin Bieber has appeared on lots of television shows including Glee, Two and A Half Men, Growing Up Kardashian, Wheel of Fortune, The Wizards of Waverly Place, The Price is Right, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, and its three spin-off s...
Read full storyJennifer Lopez Says She's Had A Change of Heart And She Will Be Returning To American Idol
BRONX, New York - After learning that her fellow judges Randy "The Black Dawg" Jackson and Steven "Lips" Tyler have agreed to return to the number one reality show on television American Idol, J.Lo has just announced that she to will be back sitting...
Read full storyU.S.Government and Obama Taking back Sunday
The United States government decided during their discussions on how to boost the economy, that they should take Sunday off the weekly calender. President Barack Obama stated that Sunday is an outdated idea and that it needs to be discontinued immedi...
Read full storySecret govt plan to build an island prison to exile criminals
The national debt is rising because Attorney General Eric Candleholder has decided to create an artificial island with $600 Billion in money borrowed from China, after which $7 Billion will be used to construct a prison for locking up incarcerated pe...
Read full storyCasey Anthony plans to leave USA
Casey Anthony is getting out of Jail on July 17th and she has decided that she wants to leave USA forever since she knows she is no longer welcome in any state in USA. Casey first applied for immigration to The Republic of Ireland, but since that...
Read full storySmart Phones Are Becoming Too Smart
As the world embraces smart phones for day-to-day tasks, some scientists fear that smart phones might become too smart for their own good. Computer software engineers from the United States, Germany and, Japan have been collaborating to fix a bu...
Read full storyGovernment Motors Offers Free Insurance as Well as an Annoying Back Seat Driver with Purchase of each New Car
US auto giant Government Motors has announced that they will pay for the insurance for the first year for any newly purchased GM car. The insurance includes liability as well as physical damage. The catch to the plan, is that the new care owner...
Read full storyKarzai Forced to Raise Afghan Debt Ceiling, Tax Corporate Jets and Tanning Booths After Assasination of Brother Cuts off Cash Flow!
The assassination of President Hamid Karzai's brother, Ahmed Wali, has thrown the Afghan nation into an economic crisis with Karzai now saying unless he can raise the debt ceiling and borrow more money while raising the income tax from 0 to 87% he w...
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