Kate Gosselin Is Devastated At The News That Her Show 'Kate Plus 8' Has Been Cancelled

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 16 August 2011

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Kate shown shaving her legs in preparation for a date with Steven "Lips" Tyler.

READING, Pennsylvania - One minute Kate Gosselin is riding high with a hit cable show, a nice looking hairdo, and a budding relationship with a rock and roll icon and the next she gets knocked to the nasty ground on her good looking butt.

Kate has just been informed that her TLC reality show Kate Plus 8 will not be renewed after the current season. A visibly shaken Gosselin was seen at a local Burger Bandit sitting all by herself and eating a double meat cheeseburger, with a large order of fries, and a large Diet Dr. Pepper.

According to an unnamed source Kate's eight children were staying at the home of her childhood friend the three times divorced Stacey Sasha Quashfiggle.

Gosselin has really had her ups and downs in the past few years starting with her divorce from her Korean husband Jon "Mr. 3 Inches" Gosselin.

She later appeared on Dancing With The Stars and showed the entire nation what a woman with two left feet looks like while dancing the mambo, the samba, the macarena, the cha cha cha, the Argentine tango, and the hokey pokey.

It was rumored that her professional dance partner Tony Dovolani offered to pay her $8,000 if she would say that she was having to drop out of the show due to female reasons involving a certain intimate female body part situated in her crotch area.

Kate told Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight that she will get through this trying time with the help of her new friend and perhaps future husband American Idol Judge Steven "Lips" Tyler.

3T will bring you any further developments in the currently somewhat depressed life of Kate "The Great" Gosselin.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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