Oscar Goodman endorses Ron Jeremy for president

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Tuesday, 16 August 2011

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"Porn and sex will turn the economy around." -Former Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman

LAS VEGAS - Former Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman has officially endorsed porn star Ron Jeremy for president in 2012.

Pursuant to Goodman, not only has Ron Jeremy contributed to economic growth since the porn industry has been a multi-billion dollar industry for many years, but Jeremy will help get relieve the nation of stress by getting people engrossed in important things, like sex.

Goodman told reporters: "Since lots of nasty sexy is good for the economy and good for relieving stress, only Ron Jeremy has the skills necessary to turn America around in 2012.

"Just like I gave Ron Jeremy a key to the city, I'm now officially endorsing Ron Jeremy for president in 2012."

Goodman concluded, exclaiming: "Porn and sex will turn the economy around!"

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