Coalition for Barefoot Politicians blasts Congresswoman Shelley Berkley

Written by Dominus Noster

Tuesday, 16 August 2011

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Coalition for Barefoot Politicians warns Congresswoman Berkley to remain barefoot

WASHINGTON - Faye Kerr, president of Coalition for Barefoot Politicians, issued a statement blasting Congresswoman Shelley Berkley for shoe shopping.

"As president of Coalition for Barefoot Politicians, I find Congresswoman Berkley's shoe shopping to be outrageous. The NRSC caught Berkley shopping for shoes. Apparently, Berkley has no sense of her fiduciary responsibility to walk around barefoot," Kerr said in a statement released to the press on Monday.

How Congresswoman Berkley's shoe shopping will impact the outcome of the election is anybody's guess. But at least 2012 is going to be about real issues, like shoe shopping. Political strategists are recommending all candidates remain barefoot at all times in order to avoid controversy.

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