Off The Wall Street, NYC - (Bad Ass Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair is set to become a banker (sic) following reports he has joined the board of Northern Crock's parent company in New York.
Blair is expected to earn an industry standard cut of any done deals he brings in to the financial conglomerate based on his 30 years' experience of running the Bush family mobster cartels' European and Middle East outlets.
His first assignment is the opening of a Bogota financial services orifice to be run in conjunction with Sordid Arabia's Prince Bandar's offshore activities.
The move is considered vital to secure the long-term co-operation of the Non-Aligned Crack Barons' Association.
At his Con-Nought Square orifice in West London today Blair seemed outwardly cheerful as he opened the front door to reporters despite the glimpse of a loaded Glock pointed at the back of his ribcage, held by a smiling, newly botoxed Cherie.
"I have always been passionate about commerce and globalisation," Blair quipped, "same as my wife Cherie has always been an avid supporter of Olympic-standard athletics and women's shot-put training."
Lord Levy is in Barbados.
