EastEnders IS REAL Not A Made-Up Soap!
There was confusion then celebration at the BBC tonight, when EastEnders, long considered to be a fictional TV soap, was, in fact, discovered to be a genuine East End community complete with actual real life people in real life situations! The pro...
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Having spent the last 3 months in a Dubai prison after having been convicted of having sex on a beach in Dubai, a pair of thirtysomethings have been flown home this week. The couple who spent their time apart in different wings of the jail are said...
Read full storyDoctor Who Even More Popular Now Than It Was ... Last Week
Doctor Who, the science fiction fantasy programme starring David Tennant, attracted a record number of viewers for its Christmas Day episode, and it's now thought that the show is even more popular than it was LAST WEEK! Created in 1965, the show...
Read full storyMedical Journal Finally Reveals Startling Origin Of Barack Obama and His Birthright!
Chicago, Il/ Medical Journal - The scientific and political world was stunned today when a genetic scientist came forward to reveal the REAL story behind the Legend of Barack Hussein Obama's birth origin. Helmut Schiessmann, a retiring geneticist...
Read full storyYanks Find Madonna Having Tough Transition to Lineup, Switch Hitter Now Working with Gynecologist on "Suicide Squeez!"
NY,NY/ Boston Globe - Boston Red Sox fans today are taking hope in the fact that the latest Yankee acquisition of "Queen of Pop", Madonna, is having trouble making the transition to organized baseball. Reports surfacing today from disgruntled Ya...
Read full storyFlasher Applies For Grant
Scots exhibitionist, Ron Kiltlifter, is trying to have his predilection defined as an artform so that he can be eligible for a grant from the Scottish Arts Council. "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder," said the 23 stone Glaswegian, "I enjoy exp...
Read full storyObama Team Forms Most Powerful Real Estate Investment Arm in Wake of Madoff Meltdown!
Washington,DC/ Real Estate News - Capitalizing on the country's financial woes leading to a complete real estate and mortgage collapse, three of Obama's strongest supporters have leveraged their way into becoming the Country's largest, and most power...
Read full storyPorn Star Sues Producers
Porn star Lulu Slutbutt plans to sue producers of the 847 films she has made this year, claiming that they were negligent in their duty of care toward her. "They have ruined my asshole," she said, "I now have absolutely no control over my sphincte...
Read full storyObama OK's Extradition of Blagojevich to Serbia for "war crimes" Ends Chicago Controversy!
Chicago,Illinois / NYT - With a little help from Chief of Staff, Rham F***** Emanuel, President Obama's worst nightmare, Governor Rod Blagojevich, (Blago), has been extradited to Serbia, thereby putting and end to a corruption investigation that was...
Read full storyThe Last Exerpt From 'Found' Dickens Christmas Carol
Surely, should you start here in your read, you would miss a great deal, go back The End of It Yes! and the balls were his own, both large orbs, like goose eggs they were, and Cratchit enjoyed their heft. The bed was his own, the room was his own. Best and happiest of all, the Time before him was his own, to make amends in! "I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future!" Cratchit...
Read full storyUnidentified Aircraft causes panic!
The military forces of Russia and other European countries remain on high alert this morning after an unidentified aircraft overflew most of the continent last evening. The event began when an unknown supersonic aircraft conducted a low altitude h...
Read full storyPlaxico Burress accidentally gives self paper cut
NEW YORK, NY - In a continued streak of bad luck, New York Giants receiver Plaxico Burress gave himself a rather nasty paper cut Tuesday morning. The incident occurred while Burress was licking an envelope, which made a 3/8" incision in his tongue -...
Read full storyChampion of Ghazni- Part III
-- I would like for you to touch and caress his full soft buttocks, and tell me how you feel. -- Oh, it feels good. -- Now, I want you to smell him. -- Oh, he smells youthful. -- I want you to grab his waist and simultaneously squeeze his skin. -- Oh, my God. It feels so great. -- Now, squeeze harder! -- OK. -- Do you hear anything? -- Yes. Ayaz says I'm hurting him.
Read full storyCanuck calls Mounties After Wife is Lost in Snowstorm for Three Days
A Canadian man waited three days to summon the Canadian Mounted Police to respond to his wife gone missing in a terrible blizzard. John Wannabe Singleton explained the delay in his notification of the Mounties: "My ole lady is a hardy sort who...
Read full storyEnglish cricket team beats hot curry, chicken tikka...
The English cricket team might have gone home after being defeated comprehensively by India in both the one-dayers and test matches, but they can take consolation from the fact that for the first time in its cricketing history, they managed to beat t...
Read full storyWall Street Hooters Offers Two for One Breasts Bailout Special
Business in this desperate economy are trying all manner and means of gimmick and gainsay to boosts sales and bring in the customers. Hooters the chain restaurant that sells a good long look at their waitresses top and rear nasty bits has suffered al...
Read full storySansfangs and Gums Offers New Improved Fake Toothpaste for False Teeth
Sansfangs and Gums, famed British apothecary has begun running advertisements for its new improved fake toothpaste for false teeth. The product named Gleemgate to highlight its true fakeness promises to do absolutely nothing for your phony fangs. Rub...
Read full storyAmadinejad and Rick " Rabbit" Warren Give Alternative Christmas Message on UK TV
The traditional Christmas message delivered to the subjects of the United Kingdom will have some alternative and controversial rejoinder later in the Christmas Evening. The Queen will speak as usual during the 3pm Nativity Day nap time. Her message w...
Read full storyBiblical Scholars discover Red Nosed Rudolf was source for Jesus Myth
The story of the rejected misfit whose very weakness becomes the strength that saves the community was believed to be an historical feature of the gospels devoted to Jesus of Nazareth. Scholars have suggested that certain Greek, mandean and Palestine...
Read full storyBush Unveils New Iraq Plan
In an "Ask what you can do for your country" speech last night, President Bush laid out the details of what he believes to be the answer to the crisis in Iraq. The plan to stem the growing instability in the region and install democracy is based upon...
Read full storyNew Organic Breast Implants Being Recalled
TittyCorp, a manufacturer of silicon and the now outlawed organic breast implants, has been ordered to recall their latest organic based breast implants, called Tiggerbitties™, when it was learned that the implants began to grow after being imp...
Read full storyScientists Admit they have been Resurrecting Mummies with Aspartame
GIZA, Egypt - [UPDATE 1] Dr. Gaspar T. Ameri, secret CIA agent, canceled his keynote address on Secrets of the Ancients to meet secretly with TheSpoof.com. Dr. Ameri explained that they have been, for the last 5 years resurrecting mummies, using a ne...
Read full storyDroylsden And Chesterfield To Battle It Out One More Time 'For Old Time's Sake'
Droylsden and Chesterfield - two names some fans will never be able to forget, after the titanic battles the teams have fought in this season's FA Cup competition. The tie was settled at the fourth attempt on Wednesday with the non-League outfit winn...
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