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Thursday, 25 December 2008

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Serbs Say Bombing of Yugo Factory Linked to Blago's Double Dealing with UAW and CIA

Chicago,Illinois / NYT - With a little help from Chief of Staff, Rham F***** Emanuel, President Obama's worst nightmare, Governor Rod Blagojevich, (Blago), has been extradited to Serbia, thereby putting and end to a corruption investigation that was leading directly to the new White House.

Blago, the former plant manager for Yugo Automobiles, surrendered to US forces after the plant bombing in 1999 which finally ended the illegal immigration of the world's worst auto. President Clinton at the time said the US campaign was a total success in "Automotive Cleansing", and further increased sales for Detroit's Big Three.

Some say Blago was working for the CIA and provided intimate details regarding the plant's vulnerablity to "Smart Bombs", and had also been on the payroll for the United Auto Union (UAW) in helping to undermine the reliability of the unreliable, but cheap, automobile.

Though denying the charges, Blago was repatriated to the US, and with backing from Chicago Developer, Tony Rezko, now indicted by the FBI, became a sleeper agent for the Democratic Machine in Illinois.

During the course of his political rise along with Rahm Emanuel and Barack Obama, Blago paid his way up the political chain until reaching the Governor's seat by default after 8 former governors were sent to jail on corruption charges.

Insiders say Obama "Hit Man", Emanuel, in a secret foreign policy trip to Zastava, exerted pressure to have the Yugoslavian government reopen charges of Treason and issue an extradition warrant based on Blago's taped phone conversations with UAW officials who allegedly gave him tips on how to sabotage the Yugo's Electrical, Brake, and steering mechanisms.

There are also candid, intimate shots of Blago and CIA "Honey Agent" Valerie Plume, in compromising pictures during trysts at a Zustava Motel 6 where agents had no trouble focusing in on the action due to the Motel's policy of always leaving the lights on.

Emanuel and Obama are conveniently on Holiday Vacations out of the country, and will be unavailable for comment until after Blago is extradited, according to Presidential spokesman Chris Matthews.

Blago's wife, Patricia, a Chicago Realtor who has earned over $700,000 in real estate commissions in the past year thanks to Dem contacts, and who recently pocketed $900,000 for facilitating the purchase of "Camp Hussein" in Hawaii, recently detailed by The Spoof, has allegedly cut herself a deal.

Penny Pritzker, billionaire Heiress and chairman of the failed Chicago Superior Bank, and newly appointed Real Estate Acquisition Cabinet Member, has arranged for Patty to be relocated to Las Vegas where the entire town is in foreclosure.

According to the Wall Street Journal, Ms. Blago has already made inroads with Banking Chairman Barney Frank, D.Ma, and former Countrywide Financial CEO Tony Mazilli to arrange financing for the empty houses, and is making a name for herself as "Queen of the Short Sale"

Dems say the extradition of her husband also clears the way for her to take a shot at politics in the coming 2010 Congressional elections.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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