A Canadian man waited three days to summon the Canadian Mounted Police to respond to his wife gone missing in a terrible blizzard. John Wannabe Singleton explained the delay in his notification of the Mounties:
"My ole lady is a hardy sort who often surprised even me with her resiliency and ability to survive life's challenges. Besides I didn't notice her missin for the first two days and a half since I was so busy with all the ice fishing, hockey and covering bothersome tracks in the snow."
Mrs Singleton after being found by search and rescue canine Yukon King the VII, naked and buried in a seven foot snow drift reported that she had no memory of how she ended up in such desperate straits. She did however remember that similar things do keep happening to her when she parties with her ole man:
"All I can say is that Yukie treated me better than that good for nothin Hockey player ever did. From now on just call me Mrs Yukon King VII!"
King said : "OOOOWWWWW!!!!"
