The traditional Christmas message delivered to the subjects of the United Kingdom will have some alternative and controversial rejoinder later in the Christmas Evening. The Queen will speak as usual during the 3pm Nativity Day nap time. Her message which most Britishers will sleep through despite Santa's awareness of such things is expected to be a call to stiff upper lipping in these sombre times.
The alternatives address will be delivered by two new partners in the Gay Haters and Women's Right Deniers League( GHWRDL pronounced girdle). Saddleback Church pastor and soon to Obama inauguration invocateur and Iranian president Amadinejad founded GHWRDL to:
"Harness the liberal forces in the world that would allow people the freedom to love and reproduce according to their own judgement."
The two conservative religionists said that they have come to celebrate the communion they have found in true traditional religious values like intolerance and unscientific, ahistorical head up your ass opium dreaming.
