Queen Orders Actress Helen Mirren Executed in Tower of London
LONDON - Actress Helen Mirren ate a last supper of asperagus with Hollandaise sauce in the Tower of London late last night, sipped Dom Perignon, and prepared to meet her maker.
Read full storyMonkey Training Program Adapted for Footballers.
Following the success of a training program designed to teach orangutans how to survive when taken from captivity and placed back in the wild, the Thailand-based trainers have modified the sessions to work in reverse; for footballers.
Read full storyElvis Was A 3D Hologram Claims Total Idjit
Elvis Presley was nothing more than an advanced hi-tech 3D hologram! That's the extraordinary claim being made tonight by Tennesee Hobo, Duke Winchester.
Read full storyAlarm over rise in teaching of flat-earth theory in schools as "alternative to intelligence"
The Spoof! can exclusively reveal that dozens of schools are using flat-earth theory teaching materials condemned by the government as "not appropriate to support the science curriculum, and, well, stupid."...
Read full storyVatican laments "over-literal" Turks for misinterpreting 'bridge-building' remark
Sources close to Pope Benedict XVI (some as little as three inches away) are this morning struggling to keep diplomatic relations open after Turkey's "over-literal" interpretations of the nature of the pontiff's visit for 'fence...
Read full storyGordon and Ozzy Lined Up To Turn The F***ing Air Blue
Foul-mouthed bad boy of the kitchen, Gordon Ramsay, has today thrown down the gauntlet to madcap rock musician Ozzy Osbourne.
Read full storyPoisons claims: Russian whinging pandemic spreads
Moscow - (AssoCIAted Messki): Hundreds of high profile Russian public figures are now claiming they may have been targets of character assassination attempts following the shocking headlines of events in London during the last week.
Read full storyDown On His Luck Binman's Fortunes Transformed
In an amazing turnaround in fortunes former binman, Wayne Lowlife, is getting used to the high life.
Read full storyDon't Call It A Civil War
Hollywood, D.C. - With car bombs going off in neighborhoods throughout Iraq like corn popping in a kettle, NBC gingerly stepped forward and announced that the insurgency in Iraq was now a civil war; much to the wrath of the White House.
Read full story'Pharaoh' arrested after attempt to sell Princess Di relic
London - (Associated Mess): Officers of the Met's Serious Fraud Squad swooped on a central London retail address early this morning after reports that a 'miracle cure' peddler was trying to flog locks of hair belonging to the late Princes...
Read full storyPhone tapping conspiracy spirals out of control
In the last few days, news has broken regarding the unprecedented level of phone tapping occuring in the UK. As many as 1 in every 3,000,000 phones is, as I speak, being tapped.
Read full story'Taliban' best newcomers at MTV Awards
Surprises were certainly the order of the day at the 2006 MTV Awards in Helsinki last night. Best pop act was Justin Timberlake and best rock act Muse but the surprise of the evening was Afganistan's own Taliban lifting the coveted 'Best Newc...
Read full storyTom Cruise bizarre double life revealed
The bizarre life of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes has finally been revealed by a former employee.
Read full storyFrance sued over trademark infringement
America, Russia and the European Union have brought a landmark lawsuit against France. The summonses were presented to the French Ambassador, Mr French de Paris at the United Nations Headquarters in New York. Confirming the delivery of the summons...
Read full storyChelsea Pensioner 'Tucked Up' By Computer Giant Microsoft
Brian 'Taffy' Thomas is livid with rage today because instead of being the world's richest man he's living in reduced circumstances in the Royal Hospital London as a Chelsea Pensioner.
Read full storyBBC stunned by ITV move
BBC executives were left "stunned", "flabbergasted" and "gob-smacked" by this morning's surprise move by rival company ITV, who transferred their entire company into the BBC headquarters overnight.
Read full storySat nav told me to kill fiance, court told
A GLOUCESTERSHIRE man charged with the murder of his teenage Mexican fiance has claimed he was only following the instructions of his satelite navigation system.
Read full storyCelebrities Set To make The Grade
Michael Grade who yesterday jumped ship from BBC to ITV was today, his first day in his new job, unveiling an initiative to get the ailing commercial broadcaster back on the up and up.
Read full storyBlaine finally disappears up own arse: Critics praise latest trick
Modern day Gandalf and attention seeker, David "nothing up my sleeves" Blaine, is set to pull off his most amazing stunt yet by actually disappearing up his own arse.
Read full storySecurity questioned after Stormont Terrorist Drama
Security was tightened at Stormont buildings in Belfast after a convicted terrorist was apprehended by two security guards.
Read full storySnoop Dogg arrested under the Dangerous Hairdos Act
Burbank, California - (Associated Mess): Rap singer Snoop Dogg has been arrested once again under the Dangerous and/or Offensive Hairdos Act of 2006 after an LA patrol car noticed suspicious antenna-like protrusions on the rapper's head and alleg...
Read full storyKennedy in pub fracas
The political career of ex Liberal leader, Charles Kennedy, hit a new low yesterday as he faced charges of assault and public nudity at Bow street magistrates court.
Read full storyHitler Pornography Stash Hoax
British scientists were left red-faced yesterday after extensive tests proved the infamous Hitler Porn Stash is a fake! The pornography was allegedly discovered in 1945 by Russian soldiers, tucked under a mattress in the German leader's Berlin...
Read full storyLondon 2012 Olympics Will be A Competition-Free Zone
Today The Spoof can reveal that thanks to loony lefties The Olympic Games are getting a makeover when they come to London in 2012.
Read full storyRussian spy is victim of bad sushi, not polonium 210
After days of radioactive scares in London, an embarrassed John Reid, the home secretary, admitted today, "Bad sushi killed Mr. Litvinenko. We should have seen the obvious. Man eats sushi...man dies. But he was a former KGB agent, so investigato...
Read full storyDonut Maker, Krispy Kreme, Reveals Real Identity
WINSTON SALEM - Krispy Kreme Donuts revealed today that it's real name, Krispy Kreme Krullers, or KKK was dropped back in the 1930's after marketers were trying to break into new southern markets and discovered that the South was fonder of ea...
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