Gordon and Ozzy Lined Up To Turn The F***ing Air Blue

Written by Duff

Wednesday, 29 November 2006

image for Gordon and Ozzy Lined Up To Turn The F***ing Air Blue
Ozzy's had his f***ing day - Ramsay

Foul-mouthed bad boy of the kitchen, Gordon Ramsay, has today thrown down the gauntlet to madcap rock musician Ozzy Osbourne.

In a new soon to be screened TV reality show called "F**k you, you f***ing bas***d with A*t and D*c" The two stars look set to turn the air blue.

The ex-footballer turned top chef has vowed to out-swear the veteran rocker. Ramsay told The Spoof:

"Ozzy's had his f***ing day. Compared to me he's a w**ky little choirboy! His language would hardly offend the f***ing Pope. He's totally lost it the stupid c**t.

But bat-biter Brummie Ozzy bit back:

"Listen man...that f***ing c**t couldn't hold a f***ing candle to me. He's a f***ing nancy f***ing boy! And his food's a crock of f***ing s**t man!"

It's expected that the late night show, to be hosted by veteran entertainer, Bruce Forsyth, will be watched closely by OFCOM to see if any broadcasting codes are broken. A spokesman told us:

"Just let any of those foul-mouthed c**ts step over the mark and we'll f***ing hang the b****rds out to dry. You f***ing see if we don't.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more