Bin Laden sends tips on january sales
TERROR chief Osama Bin Laden has sent a chilling message to his followers to make their money go further in the January sales.
Read full storyCelebrities Jump on Homosexual Band Wagon En Masse
Hundreds of Film, TV and Music celebrities world-wide have admitted their persuasions and joined the gay community.
Read full storyDIY Saddam Hole - A Big Hit
After the revelation that Saddam Hussein had been living in a hole for months after the capture of Iraq, a British based construction firm put into motion the development of a new line for their repertoire - a do-it-yourself Saddam hidey hole. They s...
Read full storyPresident Bush's Job is Outsourced to India
In a surprising move, White House Chief of Staff Andrew Card has outsourced the President's job to India. "We need to show the nation we are serious about trimming expenses and lowering the deficit. The best place to start is right here at home. W...
Read full storyBritney a "crap lay" says ex-husband
The ex-husband of Britney Spears has revealed why their surprise marriage was annulled less than 55 hours after the pair tied the knot - because she was a "crap lay".
Read full storyDiana death suspect revealed
Princess Diana wrote a letter to her former butler Paul Burrell ten months before she died, claiming that a senior member of the Royal Family was planning her death.
Read full story"Seinfeld" actor Jason Alexander aroused, thinks he married Britney Spears
Actor Jason Alexander, the short, stocky and balding actor of "Seinfeld" fame, awoke this morning after a long night of partying, and was stunned but visibly aroused after reading the USA Today and learning that he had married pop star Brit...
Read full storyArt Critic Blasts Fingerpaintings
ALBANY, NY-In order to promote appreciation of the arts to her small pupils, Ms Adrian Jennings, a local kindergarten teacher, invited Mitch Farrell, an art critic with a local newspaper, to her classroom to tell the children about how art can be app...
Read full storyNew Mexico Renamed ‘Slightly Used' Mexico
WASHINGTON D.C.-President Bush today signed a bill which had been approved by both houses of congress unanimously last month that legally changes the name of New Mexico to Slightly Used Mexico.
Read full storyU.N. Puts Iran, North Korea in Time Out
NEW YORK CITY-Britain, France, Germany and the United States came together yesterday to give Iran a stern talking to over it's flailing nuclear program. The confrontation came to a head when during a U.N. conference in New York City, the representati...
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