Spoof Writer Apologies for Janet Jackson Story
On Monday, February 2, 2004, Spoof writer dalepetrie posted a story entitled Janet Jackson's Superbowl Nipple Slip Reveals She's A Cyborg", thinking this to be a rather amusing take on the brouhaha surrounding the now infamous nipple slip. At the ti...
Read full storyBush Admits Election Fears
Many Americans are confused after President Bush's speech today detailing his concern that he's "not winning the primary election so far, in fact, missing from all of the ballots." The President further baffled members of the press when he continu...
Read full storyJackson Sues Doctor
Well just when you thought it was over...Janet Jackson is suing her plastic surgeon, Dr. Steven M. Hoefflin. Dr. Hoefflin is the original "Doc Hollywood", the cosmetic surgeon to the stars.
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Read full storyJanet Jackson's Superbowl Nipple Slip Reveals She's A Cyborg
The Superbowl halftime show, produced by MTV, promised some surprises, and boy did it deliver. At the end of a performance by pop icons Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson, Timberlake ripped off the cup covering Jackson's right breast, to reveal Jac...
Read full storyUS Presidential Candidate Comes Out, May Re-Enter Race
U.S. Presidential hopeful Joe Lieberman made a shocking revelation yesterday only hours after withdrawing from the race for the U.S. Presidency when he announced that he's "not really Jewish."...
Read full storyDeadly Toxin Found in Senate Mailroom, Govt. to Spend Millions on Boob Investigation
Washington, D.C. Earlier this week, the deadly toxin known as Ricin, a substance which is twice as deadly as cobra venom and can produce death...
Read full storyDulux whitewashed for New Labour
Political commentators and MPs alike were left stunned when a former employee of Paint giant Dulux claimed the firm had a secret deal with the Labour Party.
Read full storyLiberman Finally goes Away
Connecticut Senator Joseph Lieberman has withdrawn from the Democratic Presidential Primaries, citing the fact that, "that nobody really likes me." as his reason for giving up. The announcement was anticipated by most major news organizations. The on...
Read full storyZimbabwe Pulls out of England Tour Over Human Rights Abuses
The ECB have admitted that they're shocked over Zimbabwe's decision to pull out of their series which was to be held in the winter.
Read full storyHuman rights chiefs: American 'Sack Ripper' weapon is 'inhumane'
Amnesty international chiefs have slammed a new US anti-personnel weapon, demanding it be recalled from use.
Read full storyRepublicans unveil 2005-2008 immigration plan - chemical firms demand tax break
Saying the United States needs an immigration system "that serves the American economy and reflects the American dream," President Bush outlined a plan to revamp the nation's immigration laws.
Read full storySaddam Invented Weapons of Mass Destruction to Impress Girlfriend
Evidence has come to light that former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein made up the ploy of weapons of mass destruction so that he could impress a potential girlfriend over the internet.
Read full storyRover Malfunctions Traced to Al-Qaeda
NASA scientists, previously baffled as to the cause of the Mars rover Spirit's technical misbehaviour, announced in a press conference this morning that there was "credible evidence" that the rover had been damaged by small-arms fire.
Read full storySecurity Analysts predict Cuba will invade Texas first
After Cuba's surprise statement to the UN Security Council was shown to be a direct translation into Spanish of Colin Powell's (aka "Washington Bob") earlier presentation, independent Cuban security analysts are predicting that...
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