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Proud Mordechai Vanunu walked free from an Israeli prison today at 9am GMT after spending 18 years in jail for revealing secrets that exposed Israel as one of the world's top nuclear powers.
Read full storyHalliburton Industries to Receive $3billion / year to Leave Wetlands Untouched.
Confusion followed President Bush's Earth Day announcement of the Wetlands Protection Program today when it was discovered that the land in question was, in fact, purchased by Halliburton Industries last week for $49.95.
Read full storyA Little Bush Goes a Long Way
President George W. Bush, for perhaps the first time during his Presidency, has found himself in agreement with two thirds of the American people. A new poll shows that two thirds of those surveyed believed that the United States was at least "somew...
Read full storyNew Plastic Surgery Makeover Show to Premiere Soon
ETN, the Evil Television Network, plans to cash in on the popularity of shows like "Extreme Makover" and "the Swan", by presenting their own weekly plastic surgery show, called, "EXTREME MAKE-UNDER."...
Read full storyFrustrations mount as Baby Shits in Clean Diaper.
New parent Bob Queen today came close to boiling point as baby daughter, April, squeezed out a watery stool no more than 30 seconds after a change. "It's been happening all day", Bob lamented. "I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong… it just seems tha…
Read full storyHollywood Film Industry confesses disappointment as Queen Mary 2 arrives in NY without incident.
The hopes of major Hollywood studios were dashed today as the Queen Mary II arrived safely in New York after a safe and uneventful maiden voyage.
Read full storyBush in blatant lie shocker!
Questions have been raised this week as to whether G.W had been honest about having read a book without pictures in it.
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In a shock revelation after his release from an interrogation camp today, scientist Mortuary Vanunu claimed that he had been abducted by aliens, who conducted experiments on his brain over a period of 18 years in an attempt to erase his memory. A tec...
Read full storyMan Writes Satire Article Not Centered on Bush
Providence, RI-Local satirist and Spoof contributor John Hall shocked readers around the world when he posted his latest work, which for some reason was not in any way related to the stupidity of American President George W. Bush, English Prime Minis...
Read full storyJohn Kerry Campaign Manager, Mary Beth Cahill, quits as annual earnings approach $200k.
In a shock announcement Mary Beth Cahill, who up to now has been the rock on which the Kerry campaign has been built, resigns and shifts her focus to the re-election of George W. Bush.
Read full storyGhosts of Marshal Tito, Comrade Brezhnev, Join Castro to Celebrate Cuban Anniversary
Ghosts of long dead Socialist Heroes were present to celebrate the 43rd Anniversary of the Cuban Revolution, joined by former Anarchist revolutionary rivals, and even by left leaning humanists such as T.S. Eliot and Greek novelist Stratos Tsirkas. Th...
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