Bush in blatant lie shocker!

Questions have been raised this week as to whether G.W had been honest about having read a book without pictures in it.
An aide to G.W claims that the president has read many great works but that it was during his "Drinkin' days" and that details were "fuzzy."
When pressed for details as to what non-illustrated books the president had read the Aide shook violently & began foaming at the mouth.
It was, said one journalist, "like Satan had possessed his soul."
A spokesman has denied claims that the Aide also began speaking in tongues.