The president of one of Britain's biggest banks today acquired one of Britain's biggest voices in a deal thought to be in the region of 60 million pounds (approx 90 million USD). Bobby Diamonds, the president of Bastard Bank completed the purchase...
Donald Trump revealed today that he has been responsible for saving the marriages of famous celebrities by applying his own brand of haemorrhoid cream, Preparation Trump to his arse. Trump's arse may not be as famous as Trump's hairpiece but the r...
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger, last night offered his sincerest apologies after inadvertently fielding an English player in the Champion's League match against Barcelona. The erroneous event happened in the second half when Wenger bought on substi...
The whole world celebrated today as it was announced that Kerry Katona is nothing but a figment of everyone's imagination, just like that annoying opera singing c*nt off the Go Compare adverts. All those tabloid headlines about breakdowns, bankrup...
To millions he was the rubber-necked, cuddly, alien youngster from a planet far, far away who was apparently abandoned on planet earth but was discovered and cared for by a young boy. However, a new book claims E.T. the Extra Terrestrial was a mature...
Sandra Bullock has received universal praise for her portrayal of Leigh Anne Tuohy in the movie Blind Side, but her biggest fan is none other than her cheating husband, Jesse James. A close source of James said, 'He loves Sandra's Blind Side. Not...
For years they've been standing on the streets of Britain looking cold and pissed off holding a bright yellow sign with 'Golf Sale This Way' written on them, but tomorrow the pavements will feel that little bit emptier as the Golf Sale sign holders s...
Under pressure Manchester City boss Roberto Mancini is to undergo an operation to have his infamous woolly blue and white scarf removed from his neck before British Summer Time begins this weekend. He was clearly agitated during his side's defeat...
The people of China woke up today to a whole new world of internet browsing when Google stopped censoring its search results. Immediately hits on porn sites across the globe were up by 1 million per cent as the Chinese celebrated their new found f...
When he's not selling drugs, taking drugs, doing a spot of burglary, insulting the Germans, spending time in rehab or being arrested, Pete Docherty spends his days tirelessly raising money for good causes and promoting the excellent work of charities...
It was announced today that next Sunday's final of Dancing On Ice will be the first live programme to be broadcast in 3D. Now fans of the show will be able to experience the thrills and excitement of watching ex Hollyoaks stars and Daniella Westbr...
Having already crossed the English Channel in a wetsuit on water-skis, Irish goddess Christine Bleakley has agreed to do the stunt again, but this time completely naked. She wasn't satisfied with the hundreds of thousands of pounds she has already...
The train company who supply the service to people who live in south east London and Kent have decided to change their name in an effort to reflect the quality of the service they provide. Southeastern Railways are to be rebranded as Uselesscunts...
The Greeks suffered a major blow in the Trojan War last night after losing one of their most famous heroes, Achilles, to an injury similar to that suffered by David Beckham in AC Milan's victory over Chievo. The incident happened after the big Gre...
There were ugly scenes at Heathrow airport as picketing British Airways trolley dollies clashed with police. The angry cabin crew, who were protesting about changes to pay and staffing levels, were furious when police turned up wearing the same co...
Roly poly West Brom fan and presenter of BBC1's The One Show, Adrian Chiles, claims he had a 'highly religious moment' when he saw the face of Jesus. Not in the bottom of a saucepan or on a piece of mouldy bread like normal members of the public...
The internet was awash today with the news of the death of an actor who nobody particularly cared about when he was alive. The star of nothing of any note was found dead in his apartment early this morning. He is thought to have died in not suspic...
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