Jesse James admits he's a big fan of Sandra Bullock's Blind Side

Funny story written by Bill Licks

Saturday, 27 March 2010

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Bullock - Hasn't got a clue what's going on

Sandra Bullock has received universal praise for her portrayal of Leigh Anne Tuohy in the movie Blind Side, but her biggest fan is none other than her cheating husband, Jesse James.

A close source of James said, 'He loves Sandra's Blind Side. Not that lame ass movie she won an Oscar for but her real blind side. The one behind her back where she hasn't a clue what's going on.'

'He can get up to all sorts on her blind side and she never sees a thing. He particularly likes to entertain his adoring female fans and is safe in the knowledge that as long as he does it behind her back he'll never get caught with his pants down - so to speak.'

'Sandra only generally looks straight ahead as she has difficulty turning her head from side to side after several skin tightening operations to disguise those wrinkles. So if she wants to look behind herself she has to fully rotate 180 degrees which gives Jesse enough time to get dressed, have a cigarette and call a cab for whichever mistress he is entertaining.'

Other big supporters of their partner's blind sides are golfer Tiger Woods and footballers John Terry and Ashley Cole. Woods in particular loved his wife's blind side so much that he chose to stay there permanently, only returning to her line of vision on Thanksgiving or when he was hungry.

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