Christine Bleakley to water-ski live for Sport Relief again - This time naked

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Thursday, 18 March 2010


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Having already crossed the English Channel in a wetsuit on water-skis, Irish goddess Christine Bleakley has agreed to do the stunt again, but this time completely naked.

She wasn't satisfied with the hundreds of thousands of pounds she has already raised for Sport Relief and is determined to break the all time record by raising more money than any other individual has ever raised in the history of charity fund raising.

Bleakley will perform the amazing feat live on the BBCs Sport Relief telethon on Friday. Viewers will be able to follow her progress throughout the show by pressing the red button on their remote controls.

She plans to start the crossing fully clothed and will tease the viewers in to donating more money by seductively removing a glove or slowly unzipping her wetsuit. Only when the 5 million pound barrier is reached will she pull down the top half of her wetsuit down to reveal her beautifully toned upper body and pert breasts bobbing up and down as she rides the waves.

As the donations reach 10 million she will rip off the bottom half of her wetsuit to reveal her amazing long legs and firm buttocks and she will then water-ski one handed as she caresses her cold erect nipples.

When the total cash raised finally hits the 25 million pound mark, she will then move her hand down to her thong bearing the Sport Relief logo and put her fingers inside before she rips it off to reveal her glorious nakedness to the whole of Britain who will rejoice by donating another 25 million pounds.

The event will no doubt go down in TV history and will be talked about in years to come as people ask 'What were you doing when Christine Bleakley water-skied in the buff?'

Pass the Kleenex please.

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