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Funny story: Car Bomb At Glasgow Airport Was A Protest Against Smoking Ban, Say Police

Car Bomb At Glasgow Airport Was A Protest Against Smoking Ban, Say Police

The attempted bombing of Glasgow Airport on Saturday, was most likely a protest against the Government's new Smoking Ban, say Police.

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Funny story: London Car Bombs Aimed At Gay Pride Festival, Maybe - Police

London Car Bombs Aimed At Gay Pride Festival, Maybe - Police

Police investigating the two car bombs planted in Central London yesterday say that the Gay Pride festival could have been a target for the bombers.

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Funny story: Blair to convert to Islam

Blair to convert to Islam

Prime Minister Tony Blair is to convert to Islam once he leaves office, it has been announced. A spokesman said "Tony has always been interested in Islam and has many Moslem friends in other countries, such as President Mubarak of Egypt and more...

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Funny story: Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) decide to change name

Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) decide to change name

Southern Philippines (Reuterus) - The Moro Islamic Liberation Front (or MILF), a Muslim separatist rebel group and breakaway faction of the Moro National Liberation Front (or MNLF), has voted to change their name.

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Funny story: Muslim Council Slams No Smoking Law

Muslim Council Slams No Smoking Law

The Muslim Council of Edgware Road is enraged at the Government's smoking ban which they say will harm business for the many ethnic cafes in the "Beirut" area of London's West End.

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Funny story: "Britain Day & More Bank Holidays Needed" Says Ruth Kelly

"Britain Day & More Bank Holidays Needed" Says Ruth Kelly

Useless government minister Ruth Kelly has called for some more Bank Holidays to be added to the list of other public holidays already washed out by Britain's inclement weather. She has proposed that one of them...

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Funny story: Nursing Home for Aging Muslims Takes on New Meaning

Nursing Home for Aging Muslims Takes on New Meaning

The Al Sukh en'Ip Home for the Aged has taken a recent fatwa, or religious edict, by Al-Azhar University cleric Ezzat Attiya and extended it to the care of its residents.

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Funny story: Lesbian scare tempts wrath of Allah

Lesbian scare tempts wrath of Allah

LONDON-- The Guardian online news source is apologizing today after a typo in a recent headline set off a flurry of anger and confusion during a tense time in Northern Lebanon yesterday. Muslim clerics and Palestinian leaders were in an uproar ove...

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Funny story: Iran Cracks Down On 'Short Beards'

Iran Cracks Down On 'Short Beards'

Undercover foreign journalists operating in Iran have revealed, through videotape evidence, a frightening clampdown in the country, with thousands of men being arrested - merely for having beards that are too short. Papa Ratso, a reporter from Cir...

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Funny story: "Terrorist Bomber Saved Lives" - Claim

"Terrorist Bomber Saved Lives" - Claim

A man accused of plotting to kill hundreds of innocent people by "bombing them to smithereens", should be nominated for a bravery award, says his solicitor, after it was claimed that he actually 'saved' a tower bloc...

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Funny story: Borat to negotiate release of British sailors

Borat to negotiate release of British sailors

LONDON--Prime Minister Tony Blair said Friday that he has asked Kazakhstan's sixth most famous man to help negotiate the release of 15 British detainees in Iran.

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Funny story: Bob Woolmer Strangulation Latest

Bob Woolmer Strangulation Latest

There was a new development in the "Was Bob Woolmer Murdered?" story yesterday, when it was confirmed that he was strangulated to death by strangulation, and, in all likelihood, not by a stranger.

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Funny story: Pope converts to Islam

Pope converts to Islam

The Vatican was stunned by the revelation that their 'Papa' has turned to another well known religion. The disappearance of the one time head of the Roman Catholic Church led to speculation that he had eloped with his one time friend, Eva Sti...

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Funny story: Bush Proposes New Plan to Win War On Terrorism: Convert America To Islam

Bush Proposes New Plan to Win War On Terrorism: Convert America To Islam

In a special address to America carried on television last night, President Bush called on all Americans to convert to Islam as a way to end the War on Terror.

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Funny story: Taxi Driver Acquires The Knowledge, Leaves UK With It

Taxi Driver Acquires The Knowledge, Leaves UK With It

A Muslim taxi driver has sparked a security alert in London after acquiring The Knowledge, and then leaving the country.

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Funny story: New US terrorists

New US terrorists

I Surrender! I have been thinking about the war with militant Islam for some time. It is clear to me that the American public no longer has the will to resist, and from my military training I know that means that we, the US, the Christians, the people wanting peace, have lost. We should sue for peace, but there is no one to negotiate with and certainly no one of honor that would or could guar...

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Funny story: Welcome to Raleigh N.C. Airport - The Safest Airport in the World

Welcome to Raleigh N.C. Airport - The Safest Airport in the World

Would any terrorist in his right mind fly eight and a half hours to blow up an airport? Would it be worth blowing up 140 of your fellow passengers and a few rednecks on the minimum wage but brandishing a badge in pursuit of glorifying Islam? How vital is Raleigh Durham International airport to world security?...

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