Southern Philippines (Reuterus) - The Moro Islamic Liberation Front (or MILF), a Muslim separatist rebel group and breakaway faction of the Moro National Liberation Front (or MNLF), has voted to change their name.
No one from the group could be reached for comment, but is believed that they were receiving too many prank phone calls to continue with their original title. Apparently, they put two and two together when one of their members accidentally switched off the parental controls feature of their web browser.
The new name that they wish to go by is: the Brotherhood Of Homegrown Islamic Crusaders for Allah (or BOHICA).
