CHICAGO - Coach Gregg Popovich told his San Antonio Spurs the same thing he always does before each game, "Okay go out there and show everyone that unlike a lot of NBA players, you guys earn your money." And that is all the motivation that the Spu...
LOS ANGELES - Lakers fans are still reeling from witnessing the worst defeat in the history of the boys in purple and gold and they are asking that Coach D'Antoni be fired. The Lakers were walloped all over the place by their neighbors the Los Ang...
LOS ANGELES - TNT sports analyst Charles "The Fat Bro" Barkley was in LaLaLand visiting his friend Jay Leno who was recently fired from the Tonight Show. Charles was asked by Buckaroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Review what he thought about the Los...
LOS ANGELES - There isn't much joy in LakerLand these days as the boys in the purple and gold are currently sitting in last place in the NBA's Western Conference Pacific Division. The Lakers own a dismal 20-39 record but insist that if Kobe Bryant...
LOS ANGELES - Jason Collins, who is 34-years-old, has just become the first openly gay player in any of the four major professional sports. Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily said that the 7-foot tall center, who will wear #98, comment...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has announced today that he is asking the entire Harlem Globetrotters team to visit North Korea as goodwill ambassadors, along with a special exhibition team composed of the best of the U.S. Armed Forces basketball...
LOS ANGELES - Now that Jay Leno is no longer the host of The Tonight Show he has had a lot of time to go out to dinner, attend some concerts, and catch a couple of Los Angeles Lakers games. Leno spoke with Hercules Confetti of Sporting Chance Maga...
LOS ANGELES - The once proud Los Angeles Lakers are struggling along with a dismal 18-35 record. At that rate they will most certainly all be watching the NBA playoffs at home on their super gigantic big screen TV's. The Kobe-less Lakers just cann...
OKLAHOMA CITY - Coach Scott Brooks of the Oklahoma City Thunder has said that even he is surprised at the fantastic play of his Oklahoma team. The Thunder's record is presently an amazing 43-12. Coach Brooks added that Kevin Durant is playing like...
NEW ORLEANS - The new NBA Commissioner Adam Silver promised the fans an exciting NBA All-Star game and he delivered. After all of the dust had settled the Eastern Conference All-Stars had defeated the Western Conference All-Stars by an astounding...
For years now, the former #1 overall pick in the 2007 NBA draft, Greg Oden has been victim to hard luck and difficult circumstances due to numerous injuries. In the past 6 years, he has only been able to play in roughly one season's worth of game...
LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant who says he feels like the poster boy for NBA basketball injuries says that he is tired of being hurt and injured. The Los Angeles Laker has had several injuries within the past year that many NBA fans feel could spell th...
MIAMI, Florida - Burger King Spokesman Gavin Zhivago related that the BK home office is positively thrilled with the sales of their latest menu addition. Zhivago said that the new NBA-themed Double Dribble Deluxe Cheeseburger is selling like gangb...
OKLAHOMA CITY - There is no doubt in any NBA fan's mind as to which team is the top team in the NBA. The Oklahoma City Thunder are currently at 37-10 and are consistently winning; and winning without one of their top stars Russell Westbrook (#0),...
MILWAULKEE - The fans of the Milwaukee Bucks are starting to chant "Go Yucks" at their home games. Coach Larry Drew's team's record is a very dismal 8-37. The Bucks are in last place in the entire 30 team league. One fan who refused to give his...
After the Supreme Leader's birthday bash he looked glum. Even his extensive collection of porn couldn't cheer him up or his nail lady, Yum Sweet Delight. Now it turns out that the fur coat given to him by Mr. Rodman on his birthday wasn't what he w...
DALLAS - Many fans of the NBA consider retiring NBA Commissioner David Stern, one of sports oldest spoiled brats. At times Stern has ruled the NBA with an iron fist that would make some World War II Nazi's proud as hell. Stern has been very unr...
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