Kobe Bryant: I Will Play In The NBA All-Star Game If I Have To Do It On Crutches

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 14 February 2014

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Kobe has said that he personally owns about 3,000 basketballs.

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant who says he feels like the poster boy for NBA basketball injuries says that he is tired of being hurt and injured.

The Los Angeles Laker has had several injuries within the past year that many NBA fans feel could spell the end for the purple and gold clad superstar.

Kobe has been playing professional basketball for 18 years which is 126 in dog years.

There is no one who can say that he does not have heart but Father Time has tapped him on the shoulder and said that it is time to hang up your jockstrap, as they say in the wide, wide, world of sports.

Kobe talked with Sports Bet Gazette sportswriter Zorro LaBamba and he told him that as physically bad as his injuries are he has the given ability to mentally wish them away.

He grinned as he said that he has been visiting the famous Louisiana voodoo woman Madam Lottie Jo Lafayette and she has brewed up a magic spell that will magically make his physical ailments disappear.

SIDENOTE: Kobe Bryant recently told Whoopi Goldberg during an appearance on The View, that he loves basketball even more than he loves his wife's tata's and he added that he will play in the NBA All-Star game even if he has do it on crutches.

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