Jay Leno Says He Wants To Buy The Los Angeles Lakers

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 21 February 2014

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One of Jay's most cherished possessions is a basketball autographed by the great Wilt Chamberlain.

LOS ANGELES - Now that Jay Leno is no longer the host of The Tonight Show he has had a lot of time to go out to dinner, attend some concerts, and catch a couple of Los Angeles Lakers games.

Leno spoke with Hercules Confetti of Sporting Chance Magazine and told him that he is thinking about possibly purchasing the Lakers.

Jay said that he understands that the team is playing horribly without their super star Kobe "Voodoo Man" Bryant but he knows that Kobe will be back as soon as possible.

Last year Leno told Ellen DeGeneres on her show that he wanted to buy the New England Patriots but that deal fell through when the owner wanted way too much money.

Leno did say that if he does buy the Lakers he may not allow Jack Nickolson to attend any of the games.

SIDENOTE: Apparently Jay has not forgotten that 13 years ago Jack said that Leno's chin is so big that he should really consider leasing it out as a billboard

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