NBA Commissioner David Stern Fines Dallas Mavericks Owner Mark Cuban $100,000

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 19 January 2014

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Mark Cuban said that the $100,000 fine is like lunch money to him.

DALLAS - Many fans of the NBA consider retiring NBA Commissioner David Stern, one of sports oldest spoiled brats.

At times Stern has ruled the NBA with an iron fist that would make some World War II Nazi's proud as hell.

Stern has been very unreasonable at times and he knows that he has been very unreasonable but he will never admit to being unreasonable because it is just the nature of unreasonable people to never admit that they are being unreasonable.

Then you have American's spoiled rich brat, Mark "The Disrupter" Cuban who wants a foul called on the opposing team on every play.

Cuban, who is not Cuban, has publicly stated that he is not happy unless he is acting unhappy.

Mark is the type of person who would argue that the sun isn't really as hot as most scientists say it is.

David Stern is retiring on February 1, and 99.3 percent of the fans and 99.9 percent of the players could not be happier.

Stern fined Cuban $100,000 after the Dallas Mavericks - Los Angeles Clippers game which the Clips won 129-127.

It seems that Cuban did not like a call that one of the refs made against his Mavs and he jumped up from his seat and tossed two hot dogs, a bag of peanuts, and a glass of Diet Pepsi onto the court.

One of the refs stepped in it and did the splits. Luckily he was a cheerleader in high school and it did not hurt his manhood parts.

SIDENOTE: An inside source has said that Mark Cuban plans on giving David Stern a pair of pink boxer shorts with a swastika patch sewn on the back as a retirement gift.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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