Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 1 February 2014

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The Bucks organization has decided to do away with the traditional game ball presentation after a victory.

MILWAULKEE - The fans of the Milwaukee Bucks are starting to chant "Go Yucks" at their home games.

Coach Larry Drew's team's record is a very dismal 8-37. The Bucks are in last place in the entire 30 team league.

One fan who refused to give his name said that he had purchased a pair of tickets for one of the Bucks home games but he is so disappointed in the team that he traded the two pricey tickets for a case of Schlitz Light Beer and a dozen condoms.

Even some of the players are depressed. Buck's center Miroslav Raduljica (#9), who stands 7 feet tall says that whenever he is sitting on the bench he tries to slouch down as far as he can.

He said that it has gotten so bad that some of the Milwaukee cheerleaders have asked their cheerleading coach if they can skip some of the cheers.

SIDENOTE: One fan noted that during one blow out game last week, Coach Drew was so embarrassed that he left the bench and went and sat up in the stands during the last quarter.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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