Pressure is growing on the Chancellor, Captain Darling, to quit his post following a series of damaging revelations over the weekend. Coming hard on the heels of allegations that he 'flipped' his second home designation forty times in four years,...
Washington DC: US taxpayers were seen installing a weight lifting room in the White House, between the bowling alley and the basketball court. This weight lifting room contains the latest in barbell equipment (dumbbell is not politically correct)...
North Korea last night risked plunging the world into conflict as its provocative behaviour escalated. The rogue state has drawn worldwide criticism after some of its soldiers were spotted writing rude things on the North-South border. Slogans...
Worried straight/mostly gay religious leaders from all denominations have stressed their concerns about corrupt MP's from main line parties and the consequences of their actions. Church of England leader has outed his concerns and warned "very ben...
A perfect place has been found for all of those MPs who have decided to end it all. The moat at the centre of allegations is the perfect place to die. One MP who did not want to be named said, "Well the horse shit has hit the fan for sure. We MPs...
Prime Mincer Gordon Brown is to unveil a new 'National Plan' as he tries to fight back from recent setbacks, The Diary has learned. The new Five-Year Plan is Brown's blueprint to lead Britain out of recession and extend its public service reforms.
BBC Television have announced that the election for a new Speaker of the House of Commons is to be fully televised. Announcing the move, BBC Director-General Mark Thompson said that the plan would bring 'a new transparency' to the electoral proces...
The expenses scandal and other issues over recent weeks have been catastrophic for the Labour Party, with the opinion polls showing Labour at their lowest approval rating since records began. But what do the polls actually mean - with the next General Election a year away at most, who actually votes Labour and why? By a process of elimination, we were able to work out the number of voters. W...
House of Commons Speaker Michael Martin, under mounting pressure to quit his post, lived up to his "Gorbals Mick" nickname by headbutting a Tory backbencher during a furious debate on the expenses scandal. Rupert Farquahar, MP for Upper Rimming in...
Gordon Brown was fighting for his political life today, after becoming embroiled in another financial scandal. With support already plummeting nationwide following the recent expenses revelations, the Mr Brown was today at the centre of another sc...
The markets have been encouraged today following a sharp upturn in retail hardware sales reported by B&Q and Homebase. A spokesman for the retail consortium BodgitFixit Group reported that since last Monday, when the Daily Telegraph began rele...
Ralph Nader, perennial independent presidential candidate and once a spokesman for many liberal political issues, admitted Wednesday to working with the Republican party in 2000 to keep Al Gore out of office. "He was basically working for the Repu...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Veteran Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Specter recently shed himself of the GOP, joining ranks with the Democratic party. He says the switch serves as "a wake-up call" to Republicans, who collectively rolled over, hit the snooze butto...
As the Republicant Party can't seem to get anything right every sensible member except Joe Lieberman is running to the Democrat hills. The latest defector Arlen Specter has been a political liberal for years. The collapse of the Republican Party...
Beleaguered Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has been set a new task by her cabinet colleagues, according to a secret report. Her new role is to attempt to collect the blame for all the Labour Party's problem issues over the next few weeks. So far s...
John Andrew Boehner is a Republican who is currently serving as the House Minority Leader in the 111th Congress, and a U.S. Representative from Ohio's 8th congressional district. He recently wrote a book called the Audacity of Nope. The premise o...
Washington D.C. - A just released national presidential preference poll of Republican voters has surprised politicians and pundits alike. The poll clearly demonstrates that conservative voters are unhappy with mainstream political candidates and are...
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