Washington DC: US taxpayers were seen installing a weight lifting room in the White House, between the bowling alley and the basketball court.
This weight lifting room contains the latest in barbell equipment (dumbbell is not politically correct) that ranges from lightweight to heavyweight training gear. The circular weights at the end of each beam have embossed pictures of politicians on their faces. A six step program has been designed specifically for President Obama.
1. At the start of a workout a warm up session employs the lightweight Nancy Pelosi Harry Reid hand held dumbbells.
2. Next in the order is the Ann Coulter Bill O'Reilly barbell that gets the blood moving.
3. The Rush Limbaugh Michael Steele barbell provides stress or comic relief, prior to some serious heavy lifting.
4. The Barack Obama Dick Cheney barbell provides for some real heavy lifting on critical national security issues. The Barack Obama Senate Republicans barbell provides the same heavy lifting for domestic issues.
5. The workout is finished by employing the National Debt barbell, which so far has been unmovable by the president and is getting heavier.
6. At the end of a workout a cool down session employs the Joe Biden hand grips for further stress relief.
The president's personal trainer, Uncle Sam, has provided assurances that after four years of this exercise regimen a grey haired, but muscular, Barack may emerge as the new "Terminator." However, if Republican directors take over the studio in two years, all bets are off.
