Today the UK Parliament voted to cut the time limit for abortion to just 24 days. This comes after weeks of intensive investigation into the development of babies in the womb by London University Hospital Scientists.
A leading psychologist-type, doctor-type has recommended that the abortion age limit for Chavs should be raised to 18. That is, they can now be aborted up to 18 years of age if they show no signs of normality. Speaking at the Annual Conference for...
Washington, DC - In what some are calling a desperate attempt to increase her standing in the popular poll today and gain future pledge delegates and superdelegates tomorrow, Hillary Clinton made an astonishing announcement today, proclaiming herself...
After the abortion segment of our interview with the one true pope of the one true church, the Panzer Pontiff agreed to answer our questions about the subject of artificial contraception:...
The age of abortion is to be raised to seventeen it was happily announced today by leading political 18 year old David Millipede. Unwanted teen 'mistakes' can now be rectified by getting a registered GP to back over him/her in a four door Mar...
(Anaheim, CA) Disney heroine Minnie Mouse was seen leaving a local abortion clinic in tears according to a paparazzo tailing the diva who was granted a rare interview. His recently published book "Mickey Mouse: A Rat in Wizard's Clothing&quo...
When does human life actually begin? Those who believe in a woman's right to choose say life begins late in gestation, meaning a fetus can be aborted early in the pregnancy without moral consequence.
When a newborn infant was found in a public toilet at a Disney theme park, she was given the name Jasmine after the character from the movie mogul's Alladin.
(Seattle, WA) Joe Smith worked out of his apartment providing what many are calling "hanger abortions" on whoever had the money, say local authorites. A raid uncovered a substantial collection of embryonic tissue.
The Seventh Circle of Hell Action News Reports- Rumors have begun to circulate that Death will reverse his tradition of supporting Democratic candidates and will in fact be endorsing Rudy Giuliani in his bid for the White House. Deat...
A new home pregnancy test that helps identify the gender of the baby within six weeks of conception has anti-abortionists up in arms. This test turns pink or blue to tell you if the child is a boy or a girl, not if you are pregnant.
Rudy Giuliani today announced his support for abortion. Religious conservatives immediately pounced on Giuliani, with Jerry Falwell calling for the death penalty. RNC Chair Robert M. "Bobby-Mike" Duncan apologized publicly to Falwell, as th...
November 8, 2004-AssPress.
Hate mail abounds when you hit a nerve. I think I hit a main artery with a article entitled “George Bush announces plan to curb abortion by aborting mothers” I received a real nice juicy one from a Tim. B from Augusta Georgia, last name withheld. Tim Wright’s...
Former Presidential Advisor Karen (Trash em With a Smile) Hughes, one of the "Brains Behind the Bush" has run afoul of various women's rights groups by comparing Pro Choice advocates to Terrorists. The comment brought a firestorm of complaints and de...
In a surprise move Bush today unveiled a pro-abortion policy paper, which if he is re-elected, could become law.
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