Written by Skews Me

Saturday, 21 July 2007

image for Names welcome for new Disney disgarded baby

When a newborn infant was found in a public toilet at a Disney theme park, she was given the name Jasmine after the character from the movie mogul's Alladin.

The efforts of the child's adoptive family eventually landed her a role in a commercial campaign for the Haunted Mansion reopening.

A recent incident at a Denny's restaraunt across the street from Disneyland in Anaheim, California has reopened the floodgates for many Disney detractors.

"Disney needs to step up to the plate and recognize their fan's obsessive compulsions," said activist Angela Meanes. "Especially when it regards an abondoned baby."

The 17-year-old in custody suspected of the performing the attempted late-term abortion on her baby has yet to be charged. Her identidy is also currently being withheld.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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