Written by Skews Me

Sunday, 17 June 2007

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bold and beautiful or dumb and dumber?

(Seattle, WA) Joe Smith worked out of his apartment providing what many are calling "hanger abortions" on whoever had the money, say local authorites. A raid uncovered a substantial collection of embryonic tissue.

"We're dealing with an extremely dangerous indivual here," said a police spokeswoman.

One of Smith's neighbors reported suspicious activity to 911. "A lot of teen girls went there, sometimes with their boyfriends. They always looked scared.

"Then the Chinese businessmen started visiting and bling bling."

A 1993 front page of The Seattle Times hung on Smith's wall in the locked closet reported "Scientists clone human embryos."

Copyright © 2007, SkewsMe

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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