(Anaheim, CA) Disney heroine Minnie Mouse was seen leaving a local abortion clinic in tears according to a paparazzo tailing the diva who was granted a rare interview. His recently published book "Mickey Mouse: A Rat in Wizard's Clothing" will be available in stores next week.
"Mickey made me do it," she wailed hysterically according to the author. "That bastard didn't want a kid holding him back."
"He didn't even have the common courtesy to pay for it," she explained. "I'm rich so I can afford to pay for my 'mistake' myself? He's such an [explicative deleted]!"
Rodent superstar Mickey Mouse, a Republican fundraiser for Pro-Life causes, was unavailable for comment, but his lawyers did release a statement.
"Mr. Mouse expresses his regrets for the unborn life but does not believe his wife's child to be his, instead a result of an impregnation by Goofy that occured during her trip to Paris last year," read the press release.
The event in question occured during an orgy that was secretly filmed by another Disney employee. The video has been wildly popular on such sites as YouTube and iFilm.
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