Prince Philip has been admitted to hospital after Royal medical experts said he had contracted a Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD), Buckingham Palace has announced. It's thought it may be one of the &quo...
London - (Ass Mess): Diana was no drunk, Lord Justice Scott Baker ruled today. And although her judgement was clearly flaky about shagging so many desperate no-hoper wannabes this could easily be explained by the laws of natural attraction between m...
London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Former royal butler Paul Burrell is in hiding in the US an inquest into Princess Diana's death was told today.
London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Former Pakistani cricket hero Imran Khan has testified at the Princess Diana inquest and has blamed former England rugby captain Will Carling for the break-up of their amour.
London - (Contemptuous Mess): Over 500 anti-Princess Diana fiasco protestors have scaled the House of Commons and are encamped on the roof after a 1am earth tremor sent them scuttling for shelter.
London - (Turncoat Mess): Princess Diana was a KGB stooge whose heroin addiction and predilection for screwing dodgy Mossad plants like Paul Burrell and James Hewitt quickly outed her espionage activities security service top brass told the royal inq...
London - (Royal Ass Mess): Royal coroner Lord Justice Scott Baker is to make fetid former Princess Diana butler Paul Burrell undergo a paternity test following requests from police officers in charge of the UK's official DNA data base.
It has emerged during the inquest into the death of Her Ladyship Princess Diana and Dodi Al-Fayed that Diana, Passionate Princess of the People, was about to dump millionaire, Dodi, over fears about his father's impending insanity.
London - (Bad Ass Mess): A new commemorative fountain is to be erected in London's Regent's Park, dedicated to all those who have spontaneously expressed their opinions on the Puppet Monarchy by urinating in Hyde Park's Diana, Princess of...
Mohamed Al Fayed, the Harrods boss, today retracted part of an astonishing statement he made yesterday outside the inquest into the deaths of Diana Princess of Tarts, and Dodi Al Fayed, her sometime...
London - (Royal Ass Mess): Sharia Blair QC, wife of ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair, has joined Hellfire Club grandees in a decision to dump Harab's grocer Mohammed Al Fayed by Thursday's eclipsed Virgo full moon after an internal Cl...
London - (DUI Mess): Camilla Fayed, the 23 year-old daughter of Harabs' grocer and vexatious litigant Mohammed Fayed, has been branded a lurid Mossad trollop just as her father's Diana inquest testimony bellyflopped in the Royal Cour...
London - (Farcial Mess): A South Korean genetics company told Diana's inquest today that they have successfully cloned the late Princess from some fingernail clippings supplied by Paul Burrell.
The exhaustive and costly enquiry into the tragic deaths of Diana Princess of Wales and her rich Arab playboy boyfriend Dodi Al-Fayed took on a new twist this week. Rich Arab Mohammed Al-Fayed, who owns Harrods, claims to have confidential leaked doc...
A warrant was issued for the arrest of the entire population of the world last night after Lord Justice Scott Baker remarked that the death of Princess Diana was a tragedy where "no-one is innocent".
Royal Courts of Justice - (Risible Mess): Buggery attempts raged rampant in the Queen's private orifice at Buckingham Palace the coroner was told today at Princess Diana's inquest hearing.
London - (Royal Fetid Ass Mess): Princess Diana secretly met with singer Michael Jackson just before the fatal car crash on the night of 31 August 1997 a coroner's court heard today.
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
